...Is it 2015? Why am I looking at a video of Ja Rule?

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You are hilariously salty. Like, relax. It’ll be alright.

He didn’t post that picture because he didn’t understand what you were trying to say.

That’s the way I am with onions. I’ve lost count of the number of people who have tried to argue with me that there is no such thing as an onion allergy. Eating one, though, is like setting a bomb off in my digestive system.

If it works out, jack whatever thread you see me on to post a pic. That would make me really happy.

If you do, remind her that the furnace is below and you are above. The allergens are being blown the other way.

Mark, you’ve said before that you’d love to have a cat, but couldn’t. Is it the landlord, the boyfriend, or allergies?

babe i got a dictionary and i think it’s safe to say we’re still gonna disagree

This will be the defining image. When the dust has settled this image will be the defining image of the killing and the ensuing protests. This will be the image white people will patronizingly hold up to tell black people how they should act in the face of overwhelming generational adversity and oppression. I mean big…

Wow - a lot of bummer responses here. Is this single act going to radically shift race dynamics in our country? Of course not. Is it a creative attention-getting move that, however briefly, harnesses the power of corporate branding for a worthwhile cause? Hell yes!

It seems like most of these early commenters are acting deliberately obtuse about the meaning of protest and civil disobedience.

I reach under the seat and check the life-jacket. I used to get it out and look at it, but they don’t like you doing that nowadays, so I just make sure it’s there. If they get that right, they are probably getting everything else right too. Once or twice they’ve kept it somewhere else and I had to figure out where. I…

Fucking bumpy landings are the worst. As someone who lives in the windy city, I have suffered through more than a few. Landings are supposed to be joyous— it’s almost over! But a bumpy landing be like..you THOUGHT you were saaaaafe!

We can finally eliminate this mau5 infestation.

My friend Erin wants one for plane rides. “Don’t talk to me. I’m a cat.”

I would just wander around all the time wearing the cat head and my bathrobe.

it's really hard to get food stamps. I've tried to apply several times, and I just end up giving up. I work minimum wage, my job only gives me 20-24 hrs a week, and my checks are around 320-360 every two weeks. I have student loan payments, credit card payments, car insurance, food and gas, and if anything's left, I…

My love of oysters is almost purely based on my love of the ocean. A good oyster tastes like getting tossed around in a wave.