America! It’s not about rehabilitation, it’s about revenge.

The Pinkham thing is that someone dug up his old Livejournal (and I think tumblr?) and found some comments that were racially and culturally insensitive and - in some people’s opinion, not mine - misogynistic. I thought the worst one was when he said he didn’t like the way Spanish sounded, especially U.S. “ghetto…

Three things to remember about Rand Paul:

When I was a teenager, I thought I was too skinny. I looked at my prom picture and my legs just went on and on and on. I was slim, but shapely.

Any time I think back to my teen years I feel the strong urge to call my parents and apologize.

You’re a better person than me. I hate teens. I just dress like one.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

Yet again, I am so thankful that my teenaged years went by largely undocumented. No Twitter. No Facebook. No interviews. If you could find the notebook I passed back and forth with my best friend from grade 10-12, though, you would find some tragic comic disqualification for coexisting in the human race.

It’s really hard to look like you’re not reading an article about presidential easter bunnies on your phone at work when you can’t stop cracking up.

Ok, I’m going to (probably quite clunkily) say here’s why that’s wrong. For the record, I’m white, and I doubt many black or POC Jezzies on here would want to dignify this with a response. I’m only responding to you because 1) I’ve had a few personal conversations about “reverse racism” in my life recently and I want…

I had no idea when I saw that movie that it was Lee Pace. I keep hearing that he’s gay, so I really need to get on the ball and get him to marry me.

i only know 1 Ronan

I'm not someone who believes that anything is off limits. I have enjoyed rape jokes, incest jokes, fat jokes and AIDS jokes in comics' routines. But in order for those jokes to be funny the butt of the joke can't be people (e.g. rape victims). It has to be our messed up culture (e.g. rape culture). And of course it…

Yes!

I have no shame in my menstrual cycle at all. But I do NOT like seeing bloody anything. I purposely wear black underwear during my period just so I DON'T have to see it! So I'm not trying to see a photo of another persons bloody clothes and sheets.

Ya know what? Fuck all of you making fun of these girls. I am still angry and bitter over Ginger Spice. So fuck you all. I get their pain.

"I really hope Martese Johnson- an educated, articulate, well-dressed black man can finally open some people's eyes"

It shouldn't matter that he's educated and well-dressed and adorable. IT SHOULDN'T FUCKING MATTERRRRRRR AARRRGGGHHHH

I'm just going to throw this out there but most European nations should be the last people being smug about racism. When it gets so bad that you're required to put up signs/ads saying stop racism in your stadiums you know you've got some issues.