I'm really worried about this. I've tried bringing it up with my husband and he saw green and brown. The fuck? So clearly he has issues. But I first saw the white and gold and now it's solidly blue and black.

The dress was white and gold and then I looked at it again and it turned black and blue am I having a stroke

Exactly, and sometimes people are great at verbal communication but horrible at writing.

But that doesn't mean she's not well-read. Some people have trouble with verbal communication. That doesn't mean there aren't alternative ways to articulate a point.

Yes, I had to take deep breaths and draw inspiration from her calm approach several times this evening. And I am grown.

hahahahahahahaha

I like it, it's appropriate for the event. It's not like she was going to the supermarket or a play date.

He has the ability to simultaneously amaze and infuriate. I'm definitely diggin' these songs. I loved, loved, loved the symbolism of him putting a bullet-proof vest on his precious baby. Anyone who doesn't get that is willfully obtuse.

Lupita slaying in nothing but pearls and a smile

I was a pretty weird kid, but a lot of those stories aren't funny-weird as much as signs of impending emotional disturbances.

Oh my goodness! Reader's Digest! I got my own subscription at 7, because I kept reading my Dad's.

When I was in 2nd grade, my class made gingerbread cookies. The teachers orchestrated an elaborate ruse where they pretended the gingerbread cookies ran away. They left flour trails around the school, and wrote messages from the gingerbread cookies with chalk. Messages like "Run run as fast as you can, can't catch…

Yes, because that's clearly what I'm saying *blinks*

sure he could. he could be violent, abusive and a child molester who peppers his interviews with hate-speech but hey- he's a black man who makes inflammatory comments SO GET OUT YOUR PITCHFORKS LADIES!!!11!!111!

Those are two very mischievous sounding beagles. I laughed out loud at the image of them opening the PB jar together. :) My beagle is obsessed with peanut butter and also sweet potatoes. With most vegetables she'll just look at me longingly til I give her a piece, but she has no manners and just straight up steals…

I have rescue greyhounds!!!! They are the best!!! Good luck when you get yours. I have 2 right now but I am also a foster home for transitioning them off the track so I've had about 30 through my house.

RESCUE GREYHOUND: Actually the perfect dog.

Every time I watch a dog show (I like watching dog shows because dogs are cute) I try to find a better dog that a beagle, and I fail every time. They can be a handful (do not leave a beagle on their own for any length of time) but they are sweet loving little dogs. And cute as hell.

omg she may be a winner but she also looks like a woofy puppy cuddle derpy dog help help pls send 50 dogs

Imma let you sit, Kim, but I just gotta say—your baby is one of the most adorable babies of all time.