Thank you. Kanye was right- George Bush doesn't care about black people. Single Ladies was a better video than...whatever that Taylor Swift video was. These things are self evident. That doesn't mean he loves Beyonce. It means that he has eyes and ears.

This tea is marvelous!

Was an animal responsible for the creation of Toaster Strudel, aka Earth's Greatest Invention? I think not, ergo people are more important than animals.

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Did you just compare rape, torture and murder of oppressed people over thousands of year to a dietary choice?

Did you just compare me, a black man, to a fucking animal? You son of a bitch! Now I'm going to eat a damn brisket sandwhich, FUCK YOUR ENVIRONMENT!!

Missy pretty much did a medley of every middle school dance playlist in the early 2000's

I thought the whole thing was aces. All of it.

I adore Kanye. He's creative and a narcissist and wants all of us to be our best creative, narcissistic selves. I hope you get a croissant today, Kanye.

Dear Seth Rogen,

Not trying to be a party pooper but I wouldn't like to have been forced to have watched someone having sex, right in front of me. God, I can be so frickin uptight sometimes.

I'm thinking Jim Henson's Creature Shop makeup effects. If anyone can make me look like a white male, it'll be them. At least for one trip.

I know, right? Fellow strong minded Black Woman here. There is no other time period other than this one i'd want to live in. Maybe Harlem during the 20's but that's about it.

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

This isn't so much a "quitting" as it is a bridge burned. Consider it the best time I quit giving a fuck.

Me too. I wish I could have one big, cathartic "fuck you" story. But the reality is whenever I think I might do something like that, a little voice in the back of my head goes "BUT THE REFERENCES. YOU NEED GOOD REFERENCES."

For me, it was three weeks ago when I said fuck it, I need a positive change in my life. My mental health was damaged, and people were dragging me down.

For fun? Oh yes. But it quickly can cross into mildly classist/racist/sexist shit

I do option 3: go to my friend's apartment and get drunk in comfy clothes. But I do have to go out in the cold after, which blows.

I'll see your Lego landmines and raise you upside-down motherboards. Those are vicious on bare feet.