It's OK. You're in the safe circle.

I assumed that Kim Kardashian meant that if you leave the house as a pregnant woman and dare to have any pregnancy style whatsoever that someone will pick you to pieces.

They also took out two Life Insurance policies on the baby totaling about $27,000.

Thanks for basically ruining my weekend with this story. Leaving now to take my kids for as much ice cream as they can eat until they barf. Big hugs for them. They are the light of my life.

I hope it's okay to feel sorry for Bieber, and recognize that he's a product of his environment and lack of education, but also hate on him and make fun of him relentlessly. "I kind of feel bad for that spoiled little shit" is about where I'm at right now.

Eminem and his ex wife have clearly had a very rocky relationship, and the lyrics to Kim are disturbing. But I have always felt that his love for their daughter has come through clearly in his work, and I have personally found it very touching. I think, after their second divorce, they shared custody of Hailie. …

While I dont agree with the lyrics of that song, obviously. But singing about getting revenge on your partner is a whole hell of a lot better than getting revenge on them for real. I think it was like therapy. He was able to get his anger out in a more healthy way than actually laying his hands on someone. I think…

Oh yeah, absolutely. And if he has been loving and supportive of his daughter then that's great and commendable. I agree with another poster, that you can't be a great parent if you're treating your kid's other parent like shit, but I get what you're saying about the exploitation and I agree.

Yes, but his kid turned out all right. Maybe he was a crap dad, but he wasn't crap in the way of pushing his kid into the spot light ala Billie Ray Cyrus and Kris Jenner.

True. I had actually forgotten about that song. I just looked up the lyrics and....yikes. Wish I hadn't. He's definitely done some things that I think are shitty. I was mostly referring to the fact that he hasn't pimped his kid out for fame or money every chance he got.

It's nice to hear that Hailie Mathers seems to be doing well and living a pretty normal life. She definitely could have gone a MUCH different route and be all over the tabloids. Eminem always struck me as a present, attentive parent — a far cry from the Kris Jenners of the world.

"A king-sized bed is an absolute requirement, so your entire family can enjoy leisurely Saturday mornings in bed eating French toast made with free-range eggs and your favorite gluten-free bread. I suggest Pratesi Egyptian cotton sheets for a more cozy time"

The roasted beet quinoa salad looks amazing! I want to try it. But I don't want to buy the damned book. I don't even want to get it from the library.

Eww, if the best thing you ate all week contained beets, I am so sorry. I think we should all try to talk like Gwyneth for a week and go around saying insufferable, stupid, arrogant, unintentionally classist things. I'll start: "I don't think you should be allowed to be a waitress if you have to ask the manager…

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

I don't read much self-help mumbo jumbo, but I am an alpha female who married a nice guy. It is really an ideal match for us both. He calms me the fuck down, and I push him out of his comfort zone. I had tried relationships with other men who were more like me, and it always ended epically terrible. Then I found this…

I love Kanye always and forever. You can't convince me that he's not a genius just playing a jerk. The most glorious, over the top, genius jerk megalomaniac to ever live.

I still refuse to believe that baby's name is actually North.

That pic of Kanye and North is cute as hell. I think I'm kind of starting to like him, and I feel weird about it.

I'm such a sucker for pictures of parents all tuckered out with their babies. Awwwwww.