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ElizaKThornberry
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I really don’t care if the internet does turn on him, he’s so talented and positive, I’m glad he gets to fully enjoy, therefore I will continue to like him.

It makes me sad to admit, but yeah.

Thank you! There is no SPECTRUM. Either you are a licensed MD/DO or you are not.

What I don’t get about naturopaths is that they always claim that “back in the old days” people healed themselves with these natural remedies. Well, no. They didn’t. They usually died. They might not die of a little trifling cold or fever (although some did!) but they died in large numbers of diseases that today have

Honestly, I hate that “oh it’s only the married person’s problem” moral-vacuum bullshit. Oh, my friend killed a guy, but I don’t know their life! I’m pretty sure the ring my boyfriend gave me was stolen, but that’s not my problem! My mom embezzled a bunch of money, let’s go shopping!

100% uncontroversial take:

It’s the vacant eyes and smiling face of submission.

That is the best fucking thing Santino Rice ever gave to the world.

Perez Hilton is a horrible person and I hope karma catches up with him someday, but this is just bullshit and I have little doubt it’s being spread by people who want to perpetuate the disgusting myth that homosexuals are pedophiles.

Here’s the issue with Ryan Murphy, which I have given a surprising amount of thought to: He is good at coming up with a concept and can manage it for a little while. He cannot handle anything that requires a. continuity or b. consistent characterization.

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

I like Matt McGorry. I do. I find him entertaining to watch and I do appreciate how apt he is to take a stand and stick with it on social media. But.... there’s this tiny tinge of ...... I don’t know. Like he seems legit on the outside but....

“I was devastated, and so was the client, we were both upset, and I panicked and” ... photographed, skinned, and beheaded the animal anyway.

I go to reddit/relationships on occasion because I’m a terrible person, and there are a surprising number of stories like this. As in, “I’ve had 20 people tell me he’s having an affair, I saw pictures of him proposing to another woman, and I physically walked in on him having sex - is he cheating on me?”

I did an impromptu bouquet toss, and it was caught by my 92-year-old, widowed grandmother. Everyone cheered and she thought it was absolutely hilarious. My husband tossed a bow tie because we’d accidentally ordered 1 more than we needed when ordering them for the groomsmen. His 20-something bachelor buddy caught it

I’m gobsmacked, frankly. I thought I knew in my bones this was all tabloid bullshit.

As a religious dude myself, I always sort of figured that the “made in God’s image” clause was more about our souls rather than our physical bodies. I’m not entirely sure. Oh well. I’ll just live the best life I can, be nice to others, and then if I ever get to meet Him I’ll ask for clarification.

I just want to hear Bruce Jenner say that he’s happy. As a kid who built a decathlon in our backyard and competed with my siblings to be Bruce Jenner, I hope he gets to be what makes him happy. He was amazing and defined athleticism and masculinity, so let him define what makes him completely whole.