Oh god, my heart was going apeshit. I was sandwiched between my husband and sister, and they were both squeezing the life out of my hands. I 100% thought he was going to come home and shoot her. I'm so glad they didn't go that direction.

I was literally shouting to my TV: go back! Go back!

I first assumed she was in for the bomb (which could be federal) but that they let him in to see her makes me thinks she's in for mail fraud in which case he wasn't the victim.

I loved Morello's back story. It was so heartbreaking. I was a little surprised that she did actually go on a date with him though. To be honest, last season I was thinking they were going to have him be someone she saw in a magazine (or on TV or something) but never met. And then have her be a crazy stalker.

I was so sure she was going to slit her wrists in the bath while wearing that veil.

SPOILER: I don't think I breathed the entire time she was in Christopher's house.

I really love my husband. But our love is fully conditional, one condition is that he not be a complete fuck up at life like Bieber.

4- He was the comedy MVP in those first few scenes. Just dead shark eyes, but obviously dressed his daughter in her fanciest matching ensemble to go see mommy in prison.

Cindy is AWFUL. Her back story made me furious, and I ended up hating her only slightly less than Vee.

The turn that took made me really question her. When she didn't really see the issue with it in the first season, it was obvious that she was a little naive. The Pornstache stet-up seemed to hit home how serious of a situation she was in, until she didn't understand why Bennett was upset. Now it's just like NBD for…

OMG YES! I totally forgot about Cindy's backstory. I HATE her so so hard. She was awful. I kept waiting for some sort of redeeming quality to come up, but it just never did.

Thoughts:

Morello's back story made me love her even more, especially after the scene in the article with Nicky.

I like Piper. I mean, she's annoying and privileged and she brings Larry to the party which blows, but she is smart and she gives a shit about things. She is not a source of evil, she cares. And what Polly and Larry did was BULLSHIT although I begrudgingly admit [SPOILER ALERT] they actually make a good couple.

I hated Vee so much and I'm glad that happened to her, she was a bully and an asshole. I didn't think Rosa's younger self looked like her at all, but that ending changed it completely, it's like mother and daughter.

"RUN, NUNS, RUN!" was so fucking perfect.

Thank you on the Daya/Bennett stuff. I found it completely monotonous for one, but I started laughing when she began encouraging him to confess and go to prison. I don't know, that seemed extremely unrealistic that she'd be for that. I know they're between a rock and a hard place, but come on.

POUSSEY. <3 <3 <3 She and her infinite awesome were already edging in for the top spot in my book BEFORE I found out she was a military brat (always happy to see some military brat representation on TV!) And now she is my forever love and favorite. And Samira Wiley is a MAGIC UNICORN OF GREATNESS.

Um yeah. Blake Lively is the girl that looks like this and is all, "But I don't even work out. Like...I HATE working out." Bitch.

I love this material and pattern and her makeup, but this is a horrible garment. Just horrible.