I'm sure there are uglier dresses than this one, but who the hell wants to walk down the aisle looking like a bedazzled clove of garlic?

WONT YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!

Sandy, I am NOT mad at you. Chris Evans is hella fine.

Thank you! I have been trying to remember what the name of that burger place on state was for like 5 weeks! You are my new best friend!

Madison used to have a Fat Sandwich Company, the holy grail of disgustingly glorious bingefests. It has since been replaced by a Jimmy Johns. A JIMMY JOHNS. I don't think I need to say more.

I've found husband much more natural to say than fiancé. Fiancé feels so weird and formal and old-fashioned and blegh. Plus it always made me feel like people expected me to follow it with "HI I'M GETTING MARRIED DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY WEDDING?!"

Oh, I LOATHED that term. I tried to use "Futurewife" (a la The Room) as often as I could during the engagement.

I wasn't quick to use fiancé either. Mostly because the term always makes me think of the scene from Seinfeld where Elaine mocks a chick who keeps talking about her fiancé.

Forget all of those, let's talk about how fiancé/fiancée is the WORST! I've been engaged for 5 months and would still rather refer to my dude as my boyfriend than my fiancé.

I know it means different things to different people, but usually when I tend to hear hetero, married people use the term "partner" in my corner of the world, it seems like it's out of Berkeley-style liberal guilt for being straight and they're trying to sound more alternative and cool.

I will never understand why people post "Who is_____?" Rather than just fucking googling or why people think "I am not aware of this person" = "This person is not really famous or talented".

Ciara's been out of the public eye for a while but she's hardly a Z lister and neither is he.

YEAH, I'M SURE THAT MARRIAGE IS GOING TO LAST, WHEN SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY WILLING TO GIVE 86%.

I agree. Their family dynamic is also incredibly disturbing. I remember reading in an interview that Michelle does nothing but tend to the youngest child, while the older girls handle the entirety of the housework and care for the other children. Michelle loves collecting newborns, not having a family.

You're better at this than me. All I came up with was CruciFixation.

Honestly, just what the fuck is this? Go home. You can pretend to be bored there.

I think maybe it was a Freudian slip because I want to hit this guy over the head with a viola.

sisqo fans are the real victim in all of this

BUT WHAT ABOUT BEYONCE'S LINKEDIN PROFILE? DID SHE ENDORSE SOLANGE FOR SOCIAL MEDIA AND THEN DELETE IT? I NEED MORE BEY UPDATES.