The personal attitude thing certainly is not always true, but when it is, it is REALLY obnsoxious. My very short, very funny husband, (Seriously, my son loves how I could pick him up) met Jason Shawartzman and made a joke about how they should start a short man hollywood club. DEATH RAYS. Serious, serious, death…

Thank you. I thought I was the only one obsessed with getting Charlie Sheen neutered.

*true confession time* And I have done the same at every persons house who has it! I swear if I gave it to you without knowing what it is you would think it CVS serum. I really urge you to read "Dont go to the cosmetic counter without me". She breaks down the ingredients in EVERY beauty product (And I am just a beauty…

MY GOD! She does not use creme de le mer, Y'all! I am shocked! (The most overpriced useless product ever...)

Amen. The worst thing I ever did was get on facebook.

My favorite story about my son. Going into my old bedroom my son looks at me and his grandmom quizzically and asks " WHAT is that???" I answer, "That, my son, is an ironing board and an iron." My son had no idea what those things were. I don't own one. But my mother had turned my old bedroom into an ironing/wardrobe…

Great point, Lindy, that freedom works two ways. There is freedom TO, and freedom FROM, and they are equally important. Amid the endless cries of "freedom of expression" we are told if "we dont like it, leave, etc." But it seems to never be pointed out that we have just as much a right to live without harassment and…

And they are not alone. I knew a woman who had to background check families before her kid could go for a daytime couple hour playdate. Some parents are insane.

It really does blow and as a teacher who talks to kids all the time, the kids HATE it. I am sorry, and I know I am going to get flak for it, but I really believe the solution is that one parent just has to see the kid a bit less so the child can have a more secure base. Sometimes that is with the mother, sometimes…

I also think I compliment a lot, but only when it is genuine. I LIKE telling you, you look great in that color, or how cute your sweater is, and I don't want anything back. I agree that I think I do it more to women then men, but then we are SO BOMBARDED all day by messages telling us (women) that we too old, not…

Throw in the Scientologists, Charlie Sheen and James Franco and I am willing to pay for the dome.

What these parents are REALLY missing out on is a night without junior. (And that is probably the point...they can't bear to be without the dear..for OMG A WHOLE NIGHT) I knew people who would not trust anyone to take care of their kid for the night, and then there are my friends. I started a babysit swap at my…

I have never hated anyone enough to do it; I'm not sure what crime would deserve such hell!

Watch the clip on Ellen, He is quite the charmer.

I always thought the worst, the absolute worst thing you could do to someone you disliked would be to fill out a "I AM REALLY INTERESTED IN SCIENTOLOGY!!" form with their name, address and phone number on it. I know they never ever leave you alone.

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Well, here is the picture, so I am assuming the falcon AND the girl are included, right?

I think you should do this same thing to the Neiman Marcus catalog. *AHEM* You can't make this stuff up.

On behalf of my ex-husband, He gets this ALL THE TIME. "Are you French or Jewish?" (No, really, NOT a joke. SO not a joke)

They are just the strangest looking creatures. Like parts of different animals have just been put together at random. Kind of like this beauty.