elizabethwrites
elizabethwrites
elizabethwrites

Would the people who like Matt Lauer raise their hand? I just want to meet these actual people, if they ARE any, because otherwise I just cannot imagine why they continue to keep the smug fuck.

Was the BBC series named the same thing.?...damn, I want to watch the original before I see this...

The worst is when you get hated BECAUSE you are competent. I had a job last year where everyone hated me because the Head Management hated me because she knew I was more qualified and educated and she was intimidated. It was soul crushing because I did not know it at the the time. It all came out when she got fired

My chocodiles started a riot! *throwing them into the crowd*

YAY! Want to come over and try some hostess?

You have the most control when they are under 5. It gets harder as they get older, but it is worth it. SO worth it.

Mr. Writes owns them and they are super soft and amazingly cool looking.

If Tom Hanks and Daniel Radcliffe appeared in the same movie together the sheer weight of the niceness might affect the gravity of the earth.

What could be wrong with inviting some friends over the try chocodiles in bed?

Comfy can be sexy....I bring you the dress-pant sweatpant and they are sexy as hell......

Comfy can be sexy....I bring you the dress-pant sweatpant and they are sexy as hell......

I think that "heartbreaking work" was one of the first books I never completely finished. Before that, I always felt weird guilt and had to finish everything I started; Egger's self-absorption freed me from reading awful books, so I have to thank him, really.

Am I the only one who thinks there is something supremely smackable about Marion Lopez's face?

Both of our stories about "religious folk" probably define our religious views today, dont they? The funny thing is that the ultra-religious end up alienating almost all of their friends and family members..my grandmother had 6 kids and multiple grandchildren and only a handful are actually fundie, the rest of us have

oh, god, I just have to tell you I love you for the Tales of the city reference. I re-read them yearly. If anyone gives you a quaalude reference could I hear about it? Could we start a discussion group? I just love them so much.

God, take me back, take me back, take me WAY WAY back when I used to have "What drugs are better" conversations. "But....Ya KNOW......Mushrooms are the most natural...and....ah..organic....and...did you SEE that?" Now I talk about where is the best place to buy great vodka in bulk and find the stinkiest cheese.

What a brave, brave, macho hunter man...said no one.

I am a big advocate of the Alcohol and Cheese Diet. We need better lobbyists though.

Doesn't it always just go back to everything in moderation? Now excuse me while I go have another martini and finish all the cheese in the house.

But Hollywood is the capital of banal excuses for why something did not sell. "People dont want to see ___in that kind of role" "Women dont like ______ kind of movies" . The Hollywood Reporter is full of this BS. Make things smarter. Stop re-writing and re-making things. Show more people who LOOK ACT AND REPRESENT