The windows of planes aren’t windows, they’re actually video screens so you can’t see that you aren’t really flying, you’re just sitting on the tarmac waiting for your turn to be teleported to your destination.

I used to find flat earthers amusing, but as the forces of delusional ignorance and rampant idiocy have seized more and more power, it’s mostly just sad and scary.

So far there have been no rightwing radio hosts insulting Barron’s looks in front of an audience of millions. Chelsea definitely got the worst of it.

Seems about right since the current occupant has been crapping the bed since January.

My local school board has student board members, and I routinely see them showing more leadership, and certainly more courage, than our elected officials.

Not to mince words: Wayne LaPierre is the Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the American right-wing, running an organized group trading in religious and political rhetoric to create terror and death in order to move a political agenda. He is this country’s most dangerous terrorist leader, and he holds almost unprecedented sway…

Memo to cable news: Right now IS the moment to politicize the “gun control debate.” And nobody wants to hear “the other side” of the argument from this venal sociopath today:

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

If that’s the case, someone should really let Papa John know that. His racist, dog whistle comments about protesters are the reason the Alt-Right jumped on board with his brand.

In my wild misspent youth, I banged dudebros who, for the era, were relatively “woke”. I live in a state where citizen-sponsored initiatives could make it to a statewide vote, provided they had enough signatures.

Alas, you’re probably preaching to the choir, here, because I doubt anyone on Jezebel is banging dudes who would have supported this in the first place.

I’m so fucking pissed off right now, I just want to beat someone.

Oh, they’ll have their own abortion provider on retainer.

If any of you who are sexually active have the brains God gave a gooseberry, it’s time to go Lysistrata on their asses. Just take 1 week, and do not put out in any way. When men complain, tell them to call their Congresscritters, and then Republican Party Headquarters, to let them know about their dissatisfaction.

Silly rabbit, bans only work on abortion rights and drugs, nothing else!

I had my abortion at 6 weeks. I took a pregnancy test about 2 weeks before when I thought my period was late and it came back negative. The only reason I took another test was because I know my body and I knew something was off. Plus, I’m a hypochondriac. So technically, at the time of my abortion, my period was only…

Ban at 6 weeks*

So the right to an abortion is a clearly established, decades-long constitutional right. Can you imagine the fucking outcry if some Democrat introduced a bill to ban all firearms?

2017: The Bitches Strike Back