Also arugula and feet on the desk.

If you really want to be infuriated just think back on the several scandals of Obama’s time in office as covered by Fox News.

If Michelle ever smiled at me I would dissolve into a puddle of glitter and unicorn farts immediately. Can’t fault him for that.

I mean, they freaked the fuck out over dijon mustard on a hamburger and a tan suit.

Josie is NOT a fan of mid-80's country pop.

No shit. The golfing every weekend thing would have been enough for the Repubs to rampage.

This month.

What infuriates me the most is that the present government has blown through at least half a dozen scandals that would have ended Obama’s presidency overnight.

I mean he’s only human. Who doesn’t turn to mush for Michelle?

I think Dubya loves Michelle. See; how he was trying to get her attention at the inauguration and the 100% pure sunbeam his faced turned into when she saw and smiled at him.

Dubya was not very smart and made many a bad decision.

I don’t miss him.

Same. I hope this trend of each Republican President being the worst we thought we would ever see does not continue. Please please please let us have hit rock bottom with Trump.

I love this pettiness. Go high when they go low, yes I know I know but sometimes going low is much more satisfying.

Dear Barack Obama,

idk as someone else pointed out above, I think this is making fun of the kinds of characters you see in romcoms who do this about men, not women who generalize, but the stupid trope that when we say something bad about men it inevitably is taken as us being hysterical with misandry, like fucking witches (I was…

The one addition I would potentially have liked would have been for someone at the end to say “Guys, maybe we’re being unfair. Men never generalize about us.” But things can also just be fun sometimes and not need to make a point!

Oooh have I just been gleefully sucked into a Rachel Bloom Friday Afternoon YouTube Black Hole???? YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!

It’s a fair critique of a woman coming out of a breakup, not a situation where she was sexually assaulted. So while “let’s not generalize men” sounds like it’s applicable to recent times, it’s really talking about a coping mechanism that both men and women use right after a romantic fallout, in my opinion.