Didn't Hillary have a plan to set up training for out-of-work coal industry employees, offering training for new careers, future-proofing their lives? I feel like she did. But God forbid we do something new. Gotta keep doing the same soul-crushing, environment-harming, health-hazard thing my pappy n' grandpappy did!

Yeah this answer was weird. Most countries don't want any kind of "help" from us because it isn't exactly helping. 

She reportedly lost that round to Miss Massachusetts Gabriela Taveras, who said, when traveling, American tourists should let their host countries know that “we as Americans are supporting them and that we are there to help them.”

Absolutely here for Bobbin’ Around on the Travel Channel. Or a Bianca del Rio chat show. Or Latrice! Oh my goodness, Latrice hosting a chat show now please. Or Kim Chi doing literally anything.

“This is tacky” is the perfect summary of everything having to do with Trump, including the historical moment in which we live.

I visited that building in 1989 or 1990 with my mother, who grew up in Westchester. It was my first time on a plane and my first trip to New York City. And I distinctly remember my 9-year-old self looking at those exact brass escalators and thinking: “This is tacky.” 

“I worked hard and made a good life for myself with no one’s help.  I never received a single handout from the government.  Now give me my social security check!”

Oh, you mean Trump’s entire philosophy in one sentence?

Man, fuck that. Mr Rogers taught how to have self esteem but not at the expense of compassion for other people. You can feel good about yourself AND not be an entitled fuck head. I don't think any of those shitheads get that

What are the odds that this woman would gush over white kids selling lemonade.

Especially considering this is the woman who wore Louboutin stilettos on the trip to Houston after the hurricane last fall.  

To add to to the previous comment, even if it was a different function, she attended it as a representative of the administration in an official capacity.

It’s still a highly odd choice for a First Lady who is in her late 40's. Like how did it even make it into her wardrobe? Or within ten miles of DC?

What was the function?  No matter where she was going, it was still 8 billion degrees in DC today (just another beautiful DC day) and no one needed a coat. 

In fact, should we all make “Feckless Cunt” jackets?

You know the problem with that phrase? We need to apply it to more people--especially male people. I mean, Jared Kushner is a feckless cunt. Jeff Sessions is a feckless cunt. Michael Cohen is a feckless cunt.

I saw this image and legit thought it was a photoshop because surely nobody could be this....I don’t even know. Tone deaf is far too charitable. That nobody could be this deliberately dismissive of fellow immigrants’ humanity.

So if Samantha Bee had worn a jacket that said “Ivanka you feckless cunt,” she could have simply said “there’s no hidden message. I hope you don’t continue to focus on my wardrobe.”

GOOD LUCK!?!?!?! That feckless cunt

So, to all those people who’ve said “Oh, poor woman, she had no idea what she was getting into, show some sympathy . . . .”