Is this the dystopian future where corporations pay to name children after brands?

The kid is eight years old, and the contest just concluded. That means they didn’t name their kid after candy for a prize, they did it for the hell of it.

While this is a good method, it’s a lot of work and a bit extreme just to remove the shells from Reese’s pieces, which are tasty anyway.

Interesting, thought a lifetime of shame would be worth more than $10k, I guess not.

As someone with some garbage family members, you always hope that the important ones (like a parent) can get it together long enough to be there for the big things in your life. But big events are triggers for the worst behaviors it seems.

Except that he called TMZ to tell them he wasn’t going to the wedding instead of letting Meghan and the Palace handle the announcement, which seems really weird to me.

I mean Rippon is a really pretty young man...

It boggles my mind how many people fall over themselves to give both Melania and Ivanka the benefit of the doubt and yeah, it is absolutely because they are conventionally attractive white women who dress nicely, speak nicely, and get their hair and nails done.

Seriously. They are both scumbags who are every bit as bad as Donald. They stand by him and support him, yet people keep wanting to believe they secretly hate him and are somehow good people. It’s ridiculous.

Her and Ivanka get this pretty white women force field that shields them from their own shitty behavior. Melania pushed the birther issue, made excuses for her husband and decided being rich was worth more than not being an asshole.

My problem with the focus on “virginity” is that I don’t think the concept as it currently stands exists. Does virginity mean no penetration? What if I’m raped (i.e. Elizabeth Smart’s circumstances)? What if I’m a lesbian who was been intimate with other women but who doesn’t like penetration? What if I have…

I was about to say “Everything I needed to know about what purity culture does to young people, I learned from Britney Spears.”

It was never about actual morality, but about power and control. They simply want to ‘seize the means of production’ - the most fundamental means of production that exists

***Nobody in the history of being full of shit has been more full of shit than those people.***

Right? I cringe when I think she thought her family wouldn’t want her back because she was no longer pure.

All you need to know about purity rings you can learn from serial adulterer and all around sin-sational guy Donald Trump, and his comically high approval rating with the morally “superior” Talibangelicals.

Everything I need to know about purity culture, I learned from Elizabeth Smart.

The crazy part is those “formulas” he refers to... FACTOR IN THE FUCKING CURVATURE OF THE EARTH.

You can observe the curve of the earth standing at sea level, watching ships slowly rise or slowly disappear, as they cross the horizon. In the days of sail, they called a ship whose sails you could see, but whose hull was below the horizon, “hull down.”

Well, she had to work really hard to bring back all the class to the White House. /s