"I never allowed you inside me.""

Will do! Thank you!

I've always wondered about that.

*blushes* Hell yeah, I will!

Nothing, at the time. Usually depends on the weather and how I'm feeling on a given day.

No problem! Getting dinner started and then I'm there!

So ... what were you wearing underneath?

... and then I kicked him out immediately and ate a burrito.

I've got an "UGH Becca!"

+1,000,000,000,000,000

This is bullshit. Call it whatever new-age hipster shit you want, these parents have the right idea. There is ZERO wrong with letting your kids walk home together, especially if the distance is short. That's how they learn independence. It's how they become more aware of their surroundings, and it's how they learn to…

When I was 11, my grandmother would routinely foist my 4 yo cousin and brother on me. I walked them to the park, the pier, the store, pretty much everywhere. Granted, I wouldn't recommend doing it, but I don't consider it criminal neglect.

I was 5 in DC with a single dad at the time. I wandered around quite a bit.

Huh. I walked home further than that distance every school day that was reasonably warm when I was 10 and my sister was 5. Granted, I didn't grow up in Washington, D.C.

Kara, that is terrible. Like, not even an exaggeration that your weekend is ruined terrible. Nothing is a bigger let down than when shipping gets messed up. Such LIARS.

Update, 6:24 p.m. EST

I feel like you just downgraded a cat. I'm not quite sure WHAT to think about this comparison.

This is a bit cheating since the car is gorgeous in any damn color but that's just sexy