Simply based your wording I wish we could hang out. I read several of your lines out loud to those present. It’s a rare gift for such personality to shine through simply writing about a paranormal experience. Great story too!!

Finally got to drink it - awesome!! thank you, well worth the wait

I keep getting called by pro-life organizations, so I've started donating $5 to Planned Parenthood every time they call me. :)

I love the parents who are teaching their little ones how to be polite in the store where I work! There are quite a few, but we tend to remember the rude ones better I suppose. But having a 4 year old hand me a wrinkled wad of bills and say "fank you!" when she gets her Disney Princess DVD melts my heart.

I was standing right behind them and when I got to the counter the cashier and I exchanged a look like we had just seen an albino baby rhino, rare and beautiful.

This is how you parent.

She used to work customer service somewhere. 100% guarantee.

Mother of the YEAR.

The other day I witnessed a mother grabbing her (13 year old?) son by the front of his shirt and saying "don't you EVER do that again" for being snotty to the cashier at a coffee shop.

One of my favorite things to do solo is just grab a coffee and walk the waterfront loop (connects the Hawthorne and Steel bridges in the downtown area) - there are some truly stunning blooms right now. Plenty of museums/galleries. Cheap concert at the Doug Fir or Alberta Rose. People are generally friendly and…

If there's a shop near you, go talk to them about vaping (e-cigarettes). I started about 3 years ago and in 2 weeks or so went from a pack a day to maybe 2-5 cigarettes. Assuming there's not a good shop nearby, Vapor4Life is a great company to go through. www.v4l.com

This is too precious <3

Mr. Nerdy and Baby Birdy - I swear this looks like it could be a picture of me and my Dad from 1984. It's alarming.

A random teenage boy made me feel good today by smiling at me and shouting he liked my hair. I have purple streaks in. He wasn't creepy about it and I yelled back thanks.

My home state has gone full Florida.

This short is described as a "delightful full-color film ... [that] tells the story in detail, clearly and accurately, using charming animated cartoons" and is referenced on the last page of this Kotex promotional pamphlet ca. 1961:

Yep, the whole time he is the one trying to make sex happen and it's only that he is too drunk/tired to make it happen. She basically lays there questioning her life choices as he gropes and licks away at her.

Not really any story to it. A drunk guy called her to come over at 8am, she did, he initiated and attempted sex several times but because he was drunk and tired he fell asleep, Amy then left. There is no there there as far as rape and it's ridiculous to call it rape.

I fucking LOVE AMY SCHUMER.

I really wish I had been invited to that wedding.