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ElizabethImbrie
elizabethimbrie
Don't besmirch the good name of dildos by comparing them to bros. One is a masturbating tool and the other is a tool for masturbation.
WHAT IS SHE SAYING??????
Does shutting down frats actually do anything? They seem to just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and maintain their mansions back on campus or nearby with relative ease after a very short period of time.
Who the fuck is raising these guys?
My Nana makes custom made Irish dancing dresses by hand. She mainly hand sews them and uses the machine only a little. She also hand embroiders them. She's a great seamstress. She dropped out of school when she was in 7th grade to work in sweatshops in Northern Ireland to support her family. She's a super sharp,…
Posting this on facebook... I was telling a friend how I wanted one of these but even the more mass produced ones are $500-600 from dance companies and my friend got all snippy about how, "For a tutu? You can make one of those in 5 minutes!" thinking I meant a kid's tulle tutu. No, not quite what I meant...
I could have an incredibly deep discussion with you about the wimminz hurt feelz.
Right? Assholes complaining about a paper cut when we got an infected bullet wound.
I'm sick of hearing about the hurt manfeels. Nothing pushes me to the radical fringes of Feminism faster than dudes whining about their hurt feelings.
There's a male version of the ever popular saying "Bye Felicia" called "Bye Felipe" that calls attention to thirsty,…
Clearly, you have never met my mother. She bypasses side eye, and goes for the full on death stare stare. It's a wonder I'm still alive. Although, now that I think about it, I honestly think her stare killed a part of my soul.
"Side-eye was first invented by Sophia Loren in 1957. "
PARIS. DUPREE. PARIS. DUPREE.
Neither can she!
A small but meaningful contribution to the NAACP will do the trick, I think.
I HAVE FAILED AS A SIDE-EYE HISTORIAN. I offer my sincerest apologies at my shoddy research skills. That is some truly beautiful side-eye.
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