My husband is British. He says the only reason Brits have chins is because of American soldiers stationed in England during WW2.

Exotic(ugh, its there a better word?) wives and children who look like the groundskeeper are the only things that keep the royal line from dissolving into an amorphous pile of pasty flesh and blood that doesn’t clot.

Quentin Tarantino.

I mean, yeah. It might take some time to get up to the level of insanity that the Russian videos have, but I believe in American Exceptionalism.

Also, dash cams are responsible for like 60% of Jalopnik’s content. Gotta remember to cross-promote the divisions.

If I were an optimist, I’d think that the cops might realize that it makes compassionate people less likely to report potential crime if we think that they will be unnecessarily confrontational or violent.

But then I read the comments on the Chicago Tribune article.

There is a simple solution to this problem. Learn the Imperial March from Star Wars (ie Darth Vader’s music) Play it the entire length of the parade route.

So I’m in the process of writing and abbreviated sexual assault and consent policy for our camp at Burning Man. This will be an awkward (but needed) conversation.

I feel like Peggy Hill.

Happiness... Ha...ppiness.... Ha...penis.... Penis. VAGINA!

Every time I load, I think that the message is a bit garbled. “Pay attention to your surroundings or you might miss an opportunity to catch an awesome Gyarados.

I’m anticipating a game update that turns off the ability to find pokemon when you’re travelling over 10mph. I would welcome it.

If a 15yo girl can’t consent, neither can a 16 yo boy. So did they rape each other?

It didn’t feel at all exploitative. It’s open call so there’s no one body type he’s looking for. The group is diverse in age, race, body, gender. We all got a signed photo.

Hah! I’m stealing that for the next burn. No it’s literally dust from the playa. The dry lake bed called the Black Rock Desert where Burning Man is held.

Roughly the same texture as talcum powder but beige and alkaline.

Yep. That was a Spencer Tunick shoot I did last year.

No. Just a random guy. Spencer was great and they were filming a making of video. Some guys just can’t understand context. If you’re willing to get naked and be seen by people, then why can’t he take his own pictures?

It was a great experience. I think everyone should get naked in a large group of people at least once.…

Very hippy. I knew about it from a friend who did a shoot at Burning Man. In fact he used the same shrouds which were permeated with playa dust.

It was at an old mill site, so we were walking barefoot through broken glass asphalt and bird dropping. That was the worst part. The last shot he did involved walking down an…

I just did a shoot last year in New York. It was ... interesting.

And I would agree with that. There have been a number of recent airplane crashes attributable to this phenomenon. AF 447 comes to mind immediately. Face it, humans are pretty good at constant vigilance, but we don’t do well when distracted.

You’re like the people who stop me on the streets to tell me I’m starving my dog. He’s 76 pounds of muscle. That’s what they look like. Or that he was beaten so he wouldn’t sit down in the gate. He doesn’t like to sit because his ass doesn’t touch the ground.