I don’t get Farmersonly. Why do you need a dating app to get in touch with your cousin?

Forgot to mention, it’s sort of funny how offended my mom is by how poorly the kids are faking playing their instruments. She seems to view that offense to her intelligence as the worst thing about the commercial.

The insurance commercials that really grind my gears are the ones for The General. One in particular depicts a young woman calling her friend to ask if she is going anywhere. Her friend responds (I’m not making this shit up) “I really wanted to go to the grocery store but I don’t have any car insurance”. Like, what…

Whenever that damn SPCA ad comes on my whole family of animal lovers leaps to change to channel because it’s just *too fucking sad to bear.* We can’t change the channel fast enough. The ad is having the opposite of its intended effect — driving away animal lovers instead of inspiring them to give because it’s so…

I don’t know, since Verizon is the worst, I tend to see him in a better light.

Me too! It is so irrational, but I am always like: “You traitor!”

The song’s fine, but it is now inseparable from what has to be the most manipulative ad campaign in recent memory.

I feel a weird sense of disgust at the craven disloyalty of the former Verizon guy.

How this wasn’t the first response (or even in the main article), I’ll never understand.

I came here looking for this and honestly can’t believe it wasn’t in the main article.

IT’S MY MONEY, AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!

Holy fuck yes. I hadn’t thought of this one, but now that you mention it, that’s it. The absolute worst. In my head, I always change the lyrics to “I have a structured settlement but I need to get screwed,” which doesn’t really work rhythmically but it’s much more accurate.

Kars 4 Kids is the only correct answer. Crumbelievable may be depressing, but Kars 4 Kids is painful.

Ahahahaha you weren’t kidding about the Masshole baby.

Damn right. And, ahem: https://tv.avclub.com/favorite-local-commercials-1798216761

I will never not love dime-budget local advertising for this very reason. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

“CALL JG WENTWORTH 877 CASHNOW....!!!!!”

Kars 4 Kids, all day erry day. The “rockin” version is worse.

I have personally boycotted Twix ever since that stupid <trigger warning> Left Twix, Right Twix </trigger warning> bullshit. Aaagh, sorry, I’ve got to go suppress my homicidal urges now.

1-877-Kars-4-Kids, is there even another option?