Next season of American Crime Story, this should be. With Natalie Portman as Natalie Wood, Rob Lowe as Robert Wagner, and Michel Shannon as Christopher Walken.

I haven’t seen it, but what the opening tells me is it’s about three people who insist on taking three cars everywhere?

But she weighed the same as or less than a duck...

I am definitely not giving an opinion on this specific case, but a woman is more likely to be murdered by an intimate partner than anyone else. A husband is always a suspect if the death is suspicious. I guess because of the bruising on her body her death is seen as suspicious.

Guess she wasn’t a witch after all.

This is a wonderful idea.

C’mon, he’s only 71 years old, he deserves a fresh start! Everyone deserves a second, third, fourth, fifth... infinity chance as long as they aren’t a black youth, apparently.

A black-orientated ensemble movie set in Little Harlem, along the lines of Boogie Nights/Magnolia, would be very welcome, although one of the many delights about PTA’s work is how each of his films are so different so perhaps I shouldn’t be looking to any of his earlier gems as a template.

My Old Spice stick told me I might not be around if my grandpa hadn’t worn Old Spice when he met his wife. Effective yet dark.

And I direct you to— the other big Kimmel segment of the night, the one that got him trending on Twitter before the Stormy “interview,” that one has “comments disabled” on YouTube:

He’s a fucking late night host. He’s allowed to make (attempted) jokes. He doesn’t need to go high.

Plus, in might result in the unholy fusion of man and machine.

I think it’s really important to understand that the reason Republicans having affairs matters isn’t that it will cause them to lose the support of their voting base but because it makes clear that they won’t lose that support, because “Tax Cuts for Rich People” is the only, only thing Republicans care about, and they…

I don’t understand how on earth you could talk to face to face with some undocumented teenager who shares with you all of her hopes and fears and still go, “MAGA DRAIN THE SWAMP ILLEGAL”.

If they don’t want people doing that, then why did they make it water resistant?

They cared that a black man was President, so they spent 8 years trying to de-legitimize him and promoted the chief bigot to President.

That segment was very difficult to watch. That poor woman, alongside her child and husband, had to face down those assholes. I have no idea how that family maintained composure. I don’t think I would have been strong enough to refrain from physically attacking racist Santa.

The interview definitely felt closer to old Man Show Jimmy, unfortunately. Which is too bad because earlier in the episode they had a moment of him trying to humanize the horrible situation DACA recipients face by having a Dreamer tell her story (and while not succeeding in changing the minds of the Republicans he…

The person who said it was one of the few in the political arena in recent years I felt had any sense of integrity. Michelle Obama is one of the very few who could ever say it without making me roll my eyes.

Hillary wasn’t the one who said that.