I begged in the tech support thread and someone followed me.

*fires Tom Hardy flare*

I Found you!

This is legit making me depressed.

...so I’m this now.

I’m about to float something: [FARTS]

None of you look gray to me!

That’s an affirmative, we have Scrawler! Woot!

Scrawler, everything is terrible!

I’m recommending as hard as I can! We’ll get to the bottom of this!

hi scrawler!

UNABLE TO CLAIM AVC ACCT, CAN’T GET OUT OF GRAY, I REALLY AM ABOUT TO TELL THIS SITE TO GO SUCK AN EGG BUT NO ONE WILL SEE THIS BECAUSE I’M PERMA GRAY

I got one from AV Club staff, but here I am, grey as Gandalf’s beard.

Right there with you. Although, you may never see this the way things are going for me.

Scrawler!

Remember how you said 24 Hours was the most disturbing thing you ever read? Great news, someone adapted it shot for shot!

Truly, every moment here with Kinja is an eternal hell.

Same boat! Wie kann ich ausgehen diese schlecht farbe!?!? - Seriously, though. What the fuck, Kinja?

I had thought you had to be followed by someone from the AVC staff, but then someone said a recommend from a non-grey would do it... So far I still seem to be ethereal. Formless. Yet somehow still present. Like a fart. But not an SBD or anything too obvious.

We’re all grey down here!

This is so much worse than I imagined.

I despise this