So you’re faking bone spurs to avoid posting on Kinja?

I see you have 64 stars for this comment. WHY CAN’T I SEE WHO THEY’RE FROM! CAN YOU? NOBODY CAN GIVE ME STARS BECAUSE I’M PENDING EVEN THOUGH I ‘CLAIMED’ MY ACCOUNT! Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. Stupid Kinja.

This is my third attempt to make a new kinja account after discovering today that you can’t merge burners. And nothing happens when I merge it.

Even trapped in this odd Kinja netherworld, one cannot escape Goop.