Sorry, I just couldn’t help it. 

RIP Robert Evans. 

The giant at the top of that magic beanstalk. 

OK, mooner. 

Cillian Murphy is so striking. I have nothing better to say than that. 

OK ... this is way more thought than warranted by this idiocy but ... why do you have to be entirely naked to do this? How do you “know” the “benefits” are from exposure where the sun apparently does shine and not just general vitamin D? Sigh.

When the day comes that Mr. Show quotes are no longer currency on the interwebs, I will be truly sad. 

I liked Chronicle too, FWIW. Never saw Fantastic Four, obviously. 

Why are the blush lines hovering over his face? Space blush? 

Oh come on. 

Oh it looks outstanding. I just wish Mendes had not tried to make it, you know, emotional. 

No. I don’t love any of his films. He’s got visual panache in spades, but zero ability to convey an actual human emotion. (Sorry Skyfall lovers, but that movie is grossly overrated.) 

That's Josh Trank. 

Doesn't want the cheese ... to touch the crust? What? It's a pizza. How ...?

I had some of that with aspects of The Force Awakens, but it’s faded over time, for better or for worse.

I really cannot stand this dude as a filmmaker, but good on him. 

Lol. I can accept that. I, on the other hand, would watch a whole TV show of grouchy old Luke milking strange creatures. That truly was the moment I fell in love with this movie. Well either that or "laser sword." Swoon. 

“the love interest of two people who barely know each other”

Yeah, that’s NEVER been a part of Star Wars before ...  

The screenwriter who brought us The Theory of Everything, Darkest Hour AND Bohemian Rhapsody?

Re: #7, I truly cannot comprehend how anyone could dislike that milking scene. It is one of my favorite “little” things that has ever happened in Star Wars. Pure delight.