I worked at Baskin-Robbins for years and years in high school and college. It was awesome.

You ask people to let you watch them consume Cheez-Its? 

I have never heard of Quad Cities having its own style of pizza until just now. Of course, I only just learned St. Louis had its own style of pizza about three years ago, so what do I know? 

Donna Tartt’s book. *pushes up invisible glasses pedantically*

Ohhh I didn’t realize this was the mind behind The Meddler. That was a lot of fun! 

I seem to remember a hefty backlash against Never Let Me Go by sci-fi fans, calling Ishiguro a “fake” for dipping a toe into genre. 

I mean, in the book it’s definitely very intentionally supposed to evoke 9/11. The trailers for this look shitty. But cinematically evoking 9/11 in and of itself isn’t a terrible thing.

“Here, a sad-eyed antiques dealer, Hobie (Jeffrey Wright), explains the difference between two chairs, identical to the untrained eye. One is authentic, he notes—a hand-planed original. The other is a reproduction, machine-tooled. And only by getting up close and really looking at them, by running your hands over…

Theo and Boris have sex a few times when they’re teens. 

Sorry, not signing up for Spotify just to take a dumb test ...

So mail it to yourself. Problem solved. 

Hopefully he’ll be eliminated swiftly and the only outcome of this will be a humiliating clip for Spicer’s reel of shame. 

I don’t know why the word monstress is so funny. It just is. 

I can’t think of any movies I’m less interested in seeing than Avatar sequels

Jesus that’s depressing. 

I would watch the shit out of a steampunk Iron Man. Like, take my money right fucking now. 

Who said anything about finding common ground? But PP does provide life-saving health care at affordable prices and I value it tremendously for that.

I don’t think it was a matter of trying to distance PP from being an abortion provider. I think they hired a physician for the first time ever, so they shouldn’t have been surprised that she views abortion through the lens of healthcare. 

She’s not. One, she’s incredibly relevant. She doesn’t need to talk about CK to remain relevant. Two, I’ve seen this show, the bit about him is quite short in the context of the whole show. Three, I have seen tons of live comedy over the last year or so and I haven’t seen a single show where CK was  not discussed…

I’ve seen quite a lot of comedy in the past year, year and a half. And I haven’t seen a single show where CK wasn’t brought up by AT LEAST one performer. Processing the reality that massively lauded funny guys can be huge fucking creeps is huge part of what’s going on in the comedy world and it makes perfect sense for…