And you’re an asshole for being intentionally obtuse.

Seriously... and they’ll die on that hill without thinking twice. It’s so much bullshit.

I totally agree.

Yeah, I can’t with people like that.

People who claim reverse racism are absolutely being intentionally obtuse. Google is thing that exists and it’s not hard to find information about racism (institutional or otherwise), so I really don’t buy the whole “they don’t know better” argument. They do know better, they just don’t care.

I lived abroad for a short time about twenty years ago. I taught English at an international preschool and the first day was always insane. I had students from Japan, Taiwan, Mexico, Russia, Egypt, Canada, Spain and the US. None of them spoke English (besides the Canadians and Americans) and their ages ranged from…

I feel your stress and I have the same problem. People are always asking me to help them with pictures (which I don’t mind but I’m really awkward so things can get weird). another one is when strangers tell me about their personal business. They do it ALL. THE. TIME. I don’t need to know about your abscess or…

This movie was just a very long commercial for a cruise liner.  My eyes rolled so much I’m surprised they didn’t fall out of my head.  

When I was Much younger I worked as a housekeeper at a hotel. I still remember the nasty things I wasn’t allowed to touch because I didn’t have the proper shots. We were paid well below minimum wage and they excused it because “tips”. Never mind that people rarely tip housekeepers at their hotel and if they do it’s…

I know his type, I’m related to them... they lead empty and shallow lives. They can’t understand how others seem happier and that makes them insane.  It’s like I always say:  fuck those fuckers.

God, those nails are lovely.  Im still trying to figure out how to even get mine to grow without cracking.  

Calling someone “sir” is a sign of respect.  Respect is earned.  

I don’t have words for how vile and disgusting this is.  I don’t know how these cops sleep at night.  

A parent at my kid’s school put his finger in my face once. It was years ago and he still won’t look me in the eye.  He’s lucky I didn’t break it off.

Just don’t speed up.  Problem solved.  

“albino wind hags” is excellent, and I also can’t believe you still have to say “not all” anything.  Jesus Christ.

I have been reading these clapbacks all day and you are amazing.