Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

Oh god, I had to read this about 4 times before I realized that the IRS agent was making the dispensary owner pay off the IRS agent’s student loans. I was reading it that the IRS agent made the dispensary owner pay off his own student loans, and I could not, for the life of me, figure out why he would care.

I don’t give a shit about the movie, but can anyone identify the turquoise bikini for me?

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

Brady looked deflated

This isn’t Darwinism. This is teenaged boys and their teenaged brains at work. Most of us escape our teen years having done something stupid that could have killed us. It’s a sad story and the fact that these boys were brothers compounds that tragedy.

See if you can do a rainforest excursion tour then! It’s really too close to San Juan to miss!

Definitely rent a car and go to El Yunque, the rain forest. If you can get to one of the bioluminescent beaches-that’s really cool (There’s a type of plankton that make everything glow and its really beautiful). Agree with Old San Juan being fun to see.

Whoa hey, I went from Wisconsin to San Juan a couple Februarys ago and it was a great decision, I’m jealous of your getaway! I second the Old San Juan recommendation, it’s touristy but beautiful. If you’re renting a car, I definitely recommend heading to El Yunque and hiking — it has gorgeous views and pretty easy…

Not one fucking mention of Flint. An entire American city is being poisoned to death, but because a GOP governor could be to blame we should just talk about football.

Wait, so you DO get it, but you DON’T like it, even though getting it and liking it are the same thing? How does that work?

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

Why am I watching the GOP debate right now. Help me.

Drink all of the rum. Also, Old San Juan is beautiful, so pack shoes that you’re okay with walking with; if I remember correctly, it’s mainly cobblestone there.

yes i know, stupid V day is coming, don’t care, glad to be single. I am just going to leave with this

I got a fitbit and it’s been inspiring me to exercise. It’s fun to look at my stats and badges I’ve earned. I’ve noticed that I have more energy and am able to do more physically.

You guys! My kitten came home! I love him desperately already. I opened my facebook and the first thing I saw was an essay by a blogger I followed who had to put her dog down. So now my heart is already broken. I actually don’t really like cats and I LOVE dogs, so I thought if I had a cat I wouldn’t get that attached.…

Jezzies I need lots of love. I made a politician very very mad (I work at a gov. agency). The good news is, he’s conservative. The bad news is, he may have the power to make someone fire me. I didn’t do anything illegal and I could totally fight back if they fire me but I’m scared, but also proud I did the right…

im saying you have commented 20 different times on a thread about a woman you dont like very much. i just counted.

Quick PSA: If you don’t “get” this video, it’s because Beyonce didn’t make it for you. There’s nothing that says black culture needs to be distilled and broken down for the masses. Some things are just for us.