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I lived in Britain for 12 years and actually needed to have several hats to wear to events (weddings, christenings, Cheltenham). Prior to moving there, I only ever needed a hat when it was February and my mom made me wear one (which I promptly removed upon getting out of her sight, like any adolescent). These hats of

Ummm, more like HOBBY LOBBY TO THE MAX

And yet bong water still sounds more appealing than “garlic pudding”.

Pull it off today? I can’t even name a star who could pull it off then.-Bette Davis’s ghost.

I once hosted/head-chef’ed a community theater dinner for 120, as our theater was doing a “Sleeping Beauty” panto. I put so much research into that meal - knowing that Charles Perrault had brought “Sleeping Beauty” to the court of Louis XIV, I wanted that meal to be AUTHENTIC.

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

oh god what a nightmare

I have a friend (well, acquaintance) who is dating a guy like that. I think they’re still together at least. Lots of fairly blatant “this person might be an asshole” signs, but she completely writes them off. Contributes it to “a stupid sense of humor.” Two thumbs up there! :/

Amy Schumer has been a wonderful voice in terms of breaking down doors and opening up dialogue as a woman in comedy in Hollywood, but...having followed her career to some extent for a little while, she has a much less nuanced/interesting/helpful take on race. In fact, she likes to be unabashedly racist in her

This story makes me want to crawl into that giant pile of trash and cry while rubbing banana peels over myself and wearing a tuna can as a hat.

Pffft. They didn’t meet when he catcalled her. They met when he negged her at a fake party. MUCH more romantic.

Wasn’t even a price hike, it was a price DROP. By directly importing the tea from India to the colonies, and taxing it on the wharfs of the colonial port cities (as opposed to the previous methods where the tea had to be shipped to England first, the duty paid, and then it was taken to the colonies) The price of tea

Is it true that, at least until recently, any and all Cuban citizens who so much as put one toe on American soil, were granted automatic citizenship (or at the least legitimate asylum), ergo, they don't have to worry about this shit anyway?

As a fan of the species and our dominance over the planet, I’m thrilled with the news.

I mean, to be fair, Westwood did it first.

Brilliant. Or even those buckets of chalky paint-water they throw on people doing color runs. That would kick this party up to at least a 4!

Counterpoint : this would be an ideal party for a surprise paintball raid.

In a Montessori school, the children choose “work” that seems like play but is cleverly disguised. They are free to choose any “work” they want but are not free not to choose anything. You would be surprised at how much learning happens while seemingly just playing.

Whoo hoo finally!! Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl was my shit

I miss awkward black girl