It’s Orange County...yes, they CAN afford to pass up the 10K

My all-time favourite was the episode with the woman who “hated brown” and her living room was redecorated in an “all-brown everything” theme and upon the reveal she was so pissed that she nearly choked out her friend that participated in the redecorating.

Will you survive? Maeby.

ACtually thinking about the mechanics behind kissing is so so gross. I can’t believe we all just run around sticking our tongues into other people’s mouths (and crotches). And then complain when someone double dips in the salsa bowl.

His lips are pursed, not tender, his tongue juts in and out

BEFORE YOU SAID ANNA FROM THE OC, ALL I WAS GOING TO COMMENT WAS “CONFIDENCE, COHEN.”

Ah I missed your comment! Except I referenced The Skulls, because my understanding of Panhellenic life comes exclusively from dated, early 00s thrillers.

I’m worried the government is sometimes out to get my people but I’m American Indian so the government has been out to get my tribe. Almost getting your whole tribe exterminate does tend to make you paranoid.

I call this the Short Circuit method of cinema appreciation.

Given all that we know about mass incarceration and over-policing, I’d be surprised if the average black or brown American didn’t think the government was out to get them.

Your cousin’s an idiot.

did I hallucinate Annalise saying this? I thought after an early lesson when she was listing things like “Discredit the witness”, etc., that she wipes the chalk off her hands and goes “And that’s how you get away with murder” and walks away and it’s super bad ass

Googling around to find an image for another odd duck produced a great find:

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

She is in this predicament because of medical malpractice. She nor her personal beliefs are responsible the sheer negligence of the clinic’s staff.