I just watched all three minutes of this video thinking there would eventually be a point to it, but there was not. Now that I’ve lost three minutes of my brief life, I would like to warn the rest of you: do NOT watch this boring video! Go outside! Feel the sun on your face! Smell a flower! Pet a dog! Call your mother…

Maybe God can give us....6 months? Avengers in May. Jurassic World in June. I'm going to disney for my birthday/halloween in October. Oh wait, how about a year? Star Wars comes out in December.

So, I know you’re joking and all, but I just wanted to add that as a former fundie there were many times in my childhood when I thought “I really hope the world doesn’t end before (insert event here)” Examples include: I get my braces off, I have my first kiss, I travel abroad.

Wait, if you are a faithful christian, why wouldn’t you want the apocalypse to happen? Then all the “good” people go to heaven and have no more suffering. Sounds like a good deal if you buy into that sort of thing.

OMG!!! Jezebel recommending soca! As a trini I am truly happy! Bunji and Fay- ann! Destra! No kes .... he should be here for the song wotless. Hopefully I am put out the greys for this. Trinibago represent

honestly the two most shocking things about this episode were:

I’m not. They are rich and white. Which is why law enforcement cared in the first place. Now that they are okay and they don’t need to frame anyone for their disappearance, they’ll resume their normal activities of choking the life out of black civilians.

Waiting in line to buy a lifestyle good is inherently an amusing proposition. I’m not going to knock it or say people shouldn’t do it — I feel like most people have a good memory about camping out for tickets etc., and I’ve definitely come early to gear swap lines with two cups of coffee to buoy me through. But you…

I just searched “lilly target” on eBay. There were 6,705 results.

She was JUST crossing over to the mainstream radio stations when she was murdered. "I Could Fall in Love" and "Dreaming of You" were topping the charts as she died. She would've been big.

Maybe... but then it’ll look creepy when it smiles? THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT THINGS WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT BEFORE MAKING SEX ROBOTS, PEOPLE.

Maybe we don’t give the robot teeth?

You’re not concerned about a similar malfunction, where the robot vagina accidentally crushes the dick? Think about the possibilities. The horrifying possibilities.

Okay, imagine a robot with a robo peen and it’s like using a vibrator except attached to a muscular shapely robo man body... sounds like a dream, right? Until there’s a glitch and the thing thrusts too hard and accidentally eviscerates you. This is why I say NO THANKS to fucking a robot.

I would MUCH RATHER do phone sex work than be Kim Richards.

I think it’s still there tbh (yo, East TN represent)! But yeah, they keep adding more and more shit that I can’t keep track of everything. There’s ALWAYS a new restaurant. Always.

Well, if we ask her (and really, only her opinion matters) she would choose option C - humiliated.

That sounds the it was the worst. High school is terrible, and I hate how many people respond to its terribleness by making life harder for others. It’s like, “yeah, this sucks, but at least I’m better off than THAT GUY, AMIRITE?!” A few of the people who were awful at my high school have turned out to be pretty…

UGH, my mother was always obsessed with “looking rich”. She would buy fakes of everything and I think she thought she was fitting in. She would on occasion buy us Cole Haan shoes even though we were dirt broke and we did not want them, because she hated us having poor friends. But look, you can’t just find a Dooney &…