I fall asleep every time I see Stannis because he is SO BORING WHY HASN'T HE DIED ALREADY.

Last day of school, most of the seniors ditched. There were a few kids weeping and hanging/hugging all over each other because it was the end of “the best years of their lives” while the rest of us surly buggers thought they were goddamn lunatics and couldn’t wait to gtf outa there. Thank god there was no forced…

Have you ever watched Tig Notaro’s bit about Taylor Dayne?

is this my new fav photo? lizzie’s bout to eat bondjamesbond right the fuck up. get it, gurl!

BECAUSE YOU ARE ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Now more than ever it's Le Tigre for me:

Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. I just have to tell you that the answer should have been Dayne. I love her voice.

Not even the haircut, Kate?

“button nose and sly smile” YOU ARE DESCRIBING A NORMAL CAT. THAT IS HOW THEIR FACES ARE SHAPED.

• Jennifer Westfeldt dumped her bf of 18 years, Jon Hamm, right before he checked in to rehab!

Also, it takes about twenty minutes to cut a man’s hair. We sit in the chair, say “use a #x blade, and take this much off the top.” It seems a woman’s haircut, unless you’re Harper Lee, is a little more involved.

I was at my zenith around eight years old. I knew what I liked and damnit, it was men who disrupted gender norms.

I feel you. IDGAF about the short stature. I'm pretty little myself. I played Prince in a ridiculous lip-sync show at a resort in a past life. I just made sex eyes at whoever was in the front row and called it a day.

Is Scandal really a "Black" show? just because the main character is black?

ARE YOU SAYING JESUS IS LIKE HITLER

I have found Prince weirdly sexy since I was a little girl. Much in the same way David Bowie gave me the tingles in the Labyrinth.

....or....Jesus?

There was a great period of time though back in the early 90s I recall. I found that most "family" shows were nearly all black casts. Hanging with Mr.Cooper, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Family Matters (Urkel), Cosby Show, Martin, Living Single....the only show I can really think of that was really white was Full House.

You wish you could pull off that much turquoise jewelry.