My limited Spanish skills has translated part of the post as, “Fuck you, go suck dog dick,” which if accurate...fair enough.

As someone who keeps her lady area clean, it bothers me that he doesn't manscape. Anyone agree? Anyone, anyone???

OF COURSE I WOULD EAT A PERSON”S WAFFLE FACE this is a dumb question NEXT

Always with the cake cutting.

She is probably the same size as Kylie Minogue or Emilia Clarke or Natalie Portman or the average women in many parts of the world though. I think people make to most of it because of the carrying thing and now it had become her trope. Not many Hollywood people admit being tiny. They usually lie and say they are 2…

Stassa, hon, you're working way too hard here. All you have to do is put up a post every couple of days titled "Justin Bieber is Still Kind of a Fuck-Up," fill the body of the post with lorem ipsum, and let the comments roll in. We'll handle it from there.

I dodged a bullet by not going to NYU. State school all the way, baby.

That piece about Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman has to be a plant from Julia's people. I mean, "Julia now knows everyone by first names, and makes a point of being friendly," come on. Roberts bitchery is well confirmed by now from multiple sources. Nicole Kidman might also be a diva monster, but quit playing, Julia.

Why are the macho afraid to love muchoooo

We crossed that line when Fitz passed stricter gun laws and equal pay for women at the beginning of the season. Now the writers are just full-on fucking with us.

Why don't they just take her on as an oral history project? Allow her to remain at her base rent, with the condition that she records her memories of the neighborhood for use at the Museum. Everybody wins, nobody's a charity case.

I feel like it is now the right time for me to leave the band

I would say that a lot of religious ladies are for free birth control because they are against abortions and understand causation.

Did you bother to read the whole story or the comments?

At the end of one her SNL performances she did the thing where you wrap your arms around yourself and pretend that you're making out with someone. That was the best thing I've ever seen.

Call Your Girlfriend...and tell her to sign up.

Eve? You mean Lilith, Adam's first wife.

FUCKING BONE BROTH AGAIN?!