GROSSSSSS. I hate when parents call their son a "Ladies man" and shit like that. He is not a ladies man, he is a fucking baby and stop trying to make people think of your baby romantically you fucking weirdos. Or even worse when people say their baby is "flirting with you." Ummm no he's not, he probably just has to…

I used to work for Kelly in the '90s. She absolutely 100% tried to make a name for herself as a "rapper." She had this spoken-word bullshit she would try to pass off as music. When that Lullaby song from Shawn Mullins (guess how much Googling I had to do to find that!) came out she accused him of biting her rhyme to…

Kanye actually took time out of his lucrative and successful music career to intern at Fendi. My understanding is that he showed up and did his thing just like the other, far more regular interns. And he actually seems genuinely passionate about design, particularly aesthetic choices in fashion that promote whatever…

Exactly.

I don't even want to do my own job. Why the hell would I do yours for free?

slowly james franco will enter your life & replace you

Besides introverts, "personality that fits with the team" can also be a fig leaf for sexism and racism.

May I introduce you to Waifu:

My one co worker asks me if I got punched in the face every fucking morning because of my under eye circles.

Cookie is like what I WISH my spirit animal was. She reminds me of my great grandmother. Her showing up to dinner in a mink and beautiful undergarments was THE end. My grandmother planned out her undergarments 20 years before her death when she pre-paid her funeral and would occasionally alter these plans. She was…

You really don't think that calling your union rep while someone bleeds to death next to you shows an unbelievable amount of callousness, much more than panic? Panicking over self-preservation isn't really a mitigating factor at all.

I'm here to say that older brother's wife needs to be known as Dirty Kelly Ripa.

It's so fucking Raven to show up at your gay baby daddy's record label looking for money.

White people names.

I literally have cousins named Summer Day, Spring Rain, and Stormy Night, so this seems normal to me insofaras my cousins' awful terrible stupid names are my new normal

An account of a gay Holocaust survivor, Pierre Seel details life for gay men during Nazi control. In his account he states that he participated in his local gay community in the town of Mulhouse. When the Nazis gained power over the town his name was on a list of local gay men ordered to the police station. He obeyed…

and all of the science-y stuff just went waaaaay over everyone's head, because ew.

Representative from the University of Pittsburgh Class of '03 also invite Princeton Mom to STFU.

Husband-work events like these must be extra hard for Kim, since she has pretty much nothing to contribute to society anyway. Maybe she'll talk to someone at one of the after parties about the last book she read.