Her hair is in slow motion.

What about:

Back in my stoner days (18-28) one of the most enlightening realizations I had was the wide number of people who smoked. Doctors, teachers, mechanics, waiters, artists (duh!) .... Pretty much an accurate representation of the populace at whole. I don't smoke anymore, logistical and regional reasons (I live in Dubai)…

If you are into high marketing concepts with a lot of puns perhaps try weed be great together. Tagline: Find your bowlmate.

See, I'm on the opposite end of things here.

You got to peg your man, AND you got a in a good core workout?

How many martinis in are you until you're like "Ya know what? ...you crazy loverbirds look like Isla Fisher and SBC. In fact, I think that so much I'm going to take a picture and send it to a magazine.

I want to applaud Sports illustrated for having the courage to feature a young white woman with symmetrical features, the hip to waist ratio of the Venus de Milo, and pert breasts. Most humans look at this model and have to cover their eyes in horror. Only the Sports Illustrated editors could see past conventions of…

Marcel was eliminated because no one wants to seriously marry a shell with shoes on.

It didn't work for this princess.

I will miss you! You were the first writer I saw on Jezebel when I first got here!

The weather would also seem to limit one's exposure to loose genitalia. I could see this being a big deal in Phoenix but SF? I'm certainly not trying to take on Karl without, at least, a light sweater.

They've made it all the way to ageism and body-shaming.

I've lived in the Bay Area my whole life, in the City itself during my post-college singleton years, and I have to say I've never been visually assaulted by even a single shriveled dick. I feel so deprived!

Don't forget the AIDS epidemic. They made it though that and all the vitriol that came with it. I'm just thankful I was never that privileged.

There are other places in SF where naked people may be seen. These dudes are at least old enough to remember when the city was arty and weird. Carry on, gentlemen.

you hear that old white gay men who probably survived the stonewall riot and aids and are now defending a dying subculture against heterosexual gentrification? Your complaints have been written off as white privlege on an Internet blog. I think that means you've made it.

Pro-nudity activists and the people one wishes were pro-nudity activists:

So much this. I came here to say this man *desperately* wants to make music free from being objectified. Let's not.

Your post makes no logical sense as a response to the OP.