Pro Era? Chance the Rapper? Joey Bada$$?

This is why I'm naming my children Paul's First Letter to the Thessalonians and Paul's Second Letter to the Thessalonians.

Since the Fertility Festival is about wishing prosperity and abundance to the rural and agrarian families and that they have healthy children and plenty of them, and not about sexuality or the objectification of (either male or female) genitalia. There's also a temple with vagina carved in stone, which is static: you…

I'd pretty much take any of the gifts on this list and be happy. Give me socks, a coffee card, some Amazon money, a Yankee candle, a blank book, some spray from B&BW and a cake (a proper tea loaf, though) and I'm like a pig in shit. Throw in one of those tins of biscuits or a selection of chocolate and my Christmas is…

I like to get socks. But only the kind with reinforced fluffy heels and toes, cause I am classy like that. I also like getting soap, tea towels, and oven mittens. I have low expectations, ok?

Only the rats that don't work for Hobby Lobby, right?

Free, government-funded contraception?! Somebody tell Rush Limbaugh so we can see his head explode.

Girl, this is a Lifetime movie, so I guess they couldn't afford it.

I think that the larger the penis, the bigger the house he would need.

I did exactly that. I married the man that would make the best husband and father, not necessarily the man that 20-something me thought was the best boyfriend or hottest piece. But I was/am a pragmatic realist with the fairly reasonable goals of familial stability, mutual respect, emotional growth, and shared…

More people need to come out and say how difficult marriage is.

KIRKLAND SIGNATURE HAS BEEN MORE FAITHFULLY EXCELLENT IN THE EXECUTION AND VALUE OF THEIR PRODUCTS THAN MY OWN FAMILY HAS BEEN WITH LOVE AND/OR APPROVAL.

Oooh, and I'll add another suggestion: The Thrilling Adventure Hour! It's a podcast in the style of old-timey radio (complete with hilarious trans-Atlantic accents and ridiculous 40s style propaganda/advertising) performed live on stage in front of an audience. Lots of celebrities are regulars/make cameos (Paul F.…

He is like "republicans are trying to tear apart dodd frank and I am here talking about this STUPID movie"

Can we please talk about rapper Mase who lost 1.5 million of his 1.6 million followers!!!

I'm trying to imagine Tracee Ellis Ross and Jessica Simpson trying to hold a conversation at a family get together... All I can picture is Tracee drinking lots of wine.

pretty much every single one of these thoughts have crossed my mind. comprehensive list — bravo.

Angelina, the Gryffindor Quidditch player and later captain, was black; a Slytherin made fun of her braids. Kingsley Shacklebolt, the best Auror by far, also black. Dean Thomas, too. Lee Jordan, the Quidditch commentator was a black kid with dreads. I think there were a couple more, but I've forgotten.