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or worse, you know, dying/killing someone? not to be that guy.... but as someone who was in a bad wreck with my dad as a kid because he couldn’t tell he was too faded as we were leaving a party, we almost flew off Highway 1 and into the ocean, but instead, surreptitiously hit an oncoming driver, spun out, she broke

or worse, you know, dying/killing someone? not to be that guy.... but as someone who was in a bad wreck with my dad

Aside from the fact that she is representing the Garbage Monster of 2015, know that this woman is getting crazy mad duckets to do so as well. Moreover, she most likely will use some downtime to take a spiritual palate cleanser and go toe to toe against the C-list prosecutors in high profile cases when she takes on a

Oh buddy, ya GOTTA download the de-specialized editions. Get your butt on Transmission or Pirate Bay or whatever, find “A New Hope Despecialized,” “Empire Strikes Back Despecialized,” and “Return of the Jedi Despecialized.” I am NO ADVOCATE of pirating, except when it comes to George Lucas, who in my book can go lay

am trying to look clandestinely down my blouse at work right now...

have you downloaded the de-specialized editions? they are the bomb! the boyfriend and i watched them last week and they are just like the ones i had on VHS when i was a kid.

damn. i was proud the bo-boyfriend and i made vodka jello gummies in the shape of lego bricks and minifigs. tbh, they are waaaay too fun to play with and snackable, and you end up getting accidentally drunk after 4 of them. do NOT recommend unless you want to have a raucous good time then get awful sick after hours of

for that i have nothing.

Donald is a Duck, and has to go in and out of water. He does in several cartoons. Making him take pants on and off would be cumbersome.

this is why selfie sticks are banned at the Grand Canyon, people. i am returning my mother’s Christmas gift rn, she is not tech savvy enough to handle a selfie stick and walk at the same time.

seriously. on the same day as a the news of a 2k majority white teen mall riot, with no arrests? please, amerikkka!

It’s true, you can go your entire life and feel like you haven’t missed a thing. My boyfriend is a huge nerd in most respects, but just this weekend watched all 3 original Star Wars for the first time (de-specialized editions as they originally were shown in theaters, none of that CGI bullsh*t) after living his entire

I have a Spanish first name that people for some reason cannot EFFING PRONOUNCE even though it is only 5 letters long (Elisa, pronounced “eh-LEE-sah”) and I have long since given up on correcting people. Once a person asked me “Is that how you say it?” And I just responded, “However your heart desires, man.”

Did Chelsea ever get told to eat more “por que te estas enflacando”, and then have an extra scoop of beans heaped on her plate without her asking for it before she could protest?

she looks like my mom, but apparently acts like my crazy tia. and hey, at least she waited until after Christmas to fire those two people? j.k. she sounds like your run of the mill, awful d.a., but i’m starting to realize most people in charge of a d.a.’s office are not in it for apolitical reasons and it *might* be

as someone who worked in medical malpractice law, it is the law if it is reasonable to believe that the person has anything worthy of medical examination; essentially a doctor or medical personnel must exercise their due diligence to decide whether a person is in a situation that requires legitimate medical attention

the only thing to fix this situation is more left leaning people need to move into heavily gerrymandered districts where both the governor and the state houses are republican and flip the districts. it is the only way.

Julianne, this is great. Shout out to all abuelas out there. To my abuela, who was born a citizen in Alamo, CA, to migrant workers who were deported when the Depression began, only to return in the 1940s when the US needed workers and lived with her pachuca cousins. My other abuela was a schoolteacher in Vicente

Does Lichtenstein?

aww i almost forgot what she looked like in flattering clothing. she is truly a beauty. poor babe, following kanye around like a dumb puppy (aesthetically, anyhow).

intersection of hip-hop, history, actual meaningful roles for POC on broadway, derived from a much celebrated biography on the would have been/could have been President Hamilton (the era’s TuPac, if you will), and a helluva lot of push coming from NPR means that every dorkus from your AP History class won’t stfu about