ok, but real talk you know she’s “that boss” that knows like, one thing about you, like, “this is Jenna, she is our BEST executive assistant and she just LOVES cake decorating on her downtime, you should follow her on instagram! she’s insta-famous! and jerard—jarrard? am i saying it right? he makes his own beats. FUN!…

I mean, real talk, enough dead guys were around by then (RIP, random raptor handlers!). she could have taken SOMEONE’s boots. or am i being excessively morbid?

If you have it set up specifically for pick up for a shelter they can came get it. Particular food codes are in place in certain states or cities to protect the shelters from donations of bad food, so the shelters themselves can set up for pick up at scheduled times. I worked at a Starbucks that would donate pastries…

my boyfriend is still friends with everyone he knew from his hometown, and asserts that men stop making friends by 23. sometimes they make work friends, but it is rare. i try to introduce him to new guys, noble gentlemen of appropriate age, and sometimes they hit it off talking about Apple products or yCombinator…

She makes Imelda Marcos look like a pauper.

As a shorthand (5’1”) I’ve been using step stools and ladders to reach top shelves for years, so yes, the kitchen is the worst 😂😭

Bay area, actually.

BROGRAMMERS ARE THE WORST KISSERS. they started late in the game (by early college if they were lucky), make way too much money, have tiny expensive apartments where they keep stuff like foosball tables next to $200 bottles of Argentine wine, then try their gross PUA moves on you and never even take you to dinner…

Hats off to you! And I thought I was the only one thinking this is a clear cut med mal case for both Pacheco and her daughter, with emotional distress claims as well due to extreme negligence and health complications that arose. Low seven figures with a trust established in the kid’s name, should be a given.

As a brown woman who is Latina but racially ambiguous, I second this, so hard. Looking at you, TSA.

For the (admittedly brief) period my parents were married, my mother used to put her wedding dress on every anniversary and my father would wear a suit. It was quite a kick the year she was pregnant with me and had to leave the wedding gown unzipped in the back while they had their kooky anniversary dinner. Since…

My entire family is Mexican American and one of my cousins is a Trump supporter! Dumb as a post, that one. I told him, you do realize if that fool gets elected half our family gets deported, and your OWN birthright citizenship would be in question? All he said was he was tired of “illegal immigrants stealing our…

The coffee that started the “hot coffee” personal injury case (at McDonald’s ) was at 275 to 280 degrees and left the complainant with third and second degree burns on her thighs and midsection, requiring skin grafts and a month long hospital stay following an infection. She did receive an award of nearly $3 million…

STOP POSTING HIS PHOTO! I had a nightmare he chased me through a dominoes pizza arcade once. Terrifying. Filthy pig.

No D’Angelo? Velvet Rope Tour? 112? Later era New Edition? Blackstreet? Boyz II Men?

Omg that is such a Marnie move, don’t even play.

this reminds me of a hilarious experiment conducted by a struggling mid career artist in a college town. he taught at the university i attended and was beloved by the other artists and gallery owners in the small town, but was kind of known for one thing (tromp l’oeil). so for his next trick, he paints a collection…

But THAT in and of itself is kind of groundbreaking, and may well be the turn around point (and, might I suggest, saving grace) of the GOP. Caitlyn Jenner can bring the GOP back from the brink.

I got to do that for my anatomy & physiology class. It was an elective. The cats’ faces were all crazy and pulled back, Jocelyn Wildenstein-esque in appearance, and they were delivered frozen solid. It was a trip.

If this person actually knew anybody who was even SLIGHTLY hood, they would know hood kids only got Lunchables on their birthday or if they traded pogs or a Pokemon card for one.