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They done effed up when they kicked my man Jorge Ramos out of the room. There are Latinos all across the political diaspora but one thing 95% of us had in common was Jorge Ramos told us the noticias. He was respectable, he is our Anderson Cooper, and trump threw him out like a rowdy punk kid at a country club. Big

She is so much better than pop music. I’m almost glad that Katy Perry stole “Roar” from her.

Hulu and Amazon prime!

Is she just straight chloroforming famous people now and then bringing them to consciousness off stage two minutes before sound check? That’s the most reasonable explanation, because woman seems intolerable.

Fifth Element had super galactic villains on POINT.

She must just have a REALLY shitty publicist. Like, ridiculous underpaid, or is her brother’s jaded ex-girlfriend that she forgot to fire kind of thing. Because I do not understand the level of Jennifer Aniston reporting and Taylor Swift love ratio to Anne Hathaway ire. She is no worse a person or actress than Reese

At this point, I think a guy in a Barney costume cussing up a storm might be able to clinch the Republican nomination.

This happened to me once, in high school. Our quarterback got mad at me and a friend for not participating in a P.E. drill but deciding to converse in Spanish, being two of the few Latino students at the private school. He told us to “quit talking Mexican and play already.” So I tried to hit him.

you guys may not even realize this but in some areas with high concentrations of POC, a maid gets paid less for doing the same job even if it is the same hotel chain! *shocker*. my cousin is a maid who just left working at Crowne Plaza and moved to a better hotel chain for $2/hr. more, but her previous employers were

It’s that any car/taxi service must abide by ADA standards by allowing for a certain percentage of their “fleet” to comply with standards, I.e. being able to accommodate wheelchair using passengers. Uber steadfastly maintains they are a tech company, NOT a car/taxi service, and should not be forced into taxi

Uber drivers (in SUVs, specifically ordered for disabled riders) have been reported to have driven up to disabled potential passengers, then told them they would not given them rides because their wheelchairs would not fit. This is from where the ADA compliance argument arises, and Uber is making it seem as if it is

i just bought a domain while drunk the other night, let’s do this, girls.

so do beans if you leave them soaking for too long! more at 8.

here’s the thing, i ONLY want life advice from people who seem to be doing as badly as me. so if you’re also spending up to six hours a night watching The Good Wife while talking out loud to only your pets about how she done MESSED UP by letting Will get away and now he’s gone FOREVER, and then your cat just kind of

seriously the ONLY person i have seen in high heeled sneakers and i’m like, “hmm. that actually is a good look, i am now considering it as a viable work to weekend alternative.”

now SHE is definitely a comic who doesn’t get enough play.

jessi klein is her head writer and i think jon glaser (aka Laird from Girls & he was also on Human Giant), so yeah, no durr her show is going to be good. not saying Amy Schumer doesn’t deserve credit because she is funny, but she is also surrounded by equally funny people— but when you put her on a stage alone, well,

a drinking contest, maybe. a comedy standoff, no. i’ve seen burress live, and he killed it.

omg that photo spent SOOOO much time hanging above my bed.

there are many modern IUDs, including the Skyla (skylar?), that are optimized for women who have not gone through childbirth. Mirena also works. i think your doctor may be a little behind the times, or just old fashioned. ask for a 2nd opinion from another OB/GYN.