SALESFORCE has yet to be actually profitable, they just keep expanding.

i think that is not taken for granted, at all. if anything, i think it is kind of frequently brought up in these write ups & reviews that Ani seems to be the one cop with her sh*t even mildly together (“gambling problem” notwithstanding) but her contemporaries still reduce her to her sex/body/genitalia, regardless.

whi…

Because at least on Hogan’s Heroes, the Nazi’s were the BUTT of the joke, and not the y’know, Heroes?

Moreover, everybody here is behaving as if we are discussing a PRISON as opposed to an ICE Detention Center, which as we should all know is a whole different animal. This are not criminals per se, they mostly are men and women who came to this country in search of a better life, often fleeing gang warfare, drug…

this could have been one very fancy bathroom line, it’s true.

it’s ok, i’ve seen Xenon Girl of the 21st Century like infinity times and keep waiting for that to be made into some dark, scary, Chris Nolan punch/rough sex fest.

Palindromes was.... an experience... I preferred “Happiness.” Solondz nailed it.

i came from a kind of similar background. my idea of a fancy restaurant was Black Angus, and then because i was a straight a student, i got into a private college prep high school on a partial scholarship and my mom struggled to pay that even, but i made it though that. it was hard being around kids not like me. when…

i started do this to my bf, and it started as a joke about how i would always love him, then he started getting legit scared. he said my face “gets really intense” when i pound my chest lol.

i’m putting that on my wedding invites: “please: formal attire (no lace cutouts), no children under 12, and no chin straps/soul patches. do not bring your OWN alcohol in addition to the alcohol we are serving. thank you.”

who would invite these THUGS to their wedding? i mean, what an abominable display of white on white crime. and letting a 14 year old minor drink? it just goes to show you that while most white people are respectable, job holding types, there are some who just can’t function in society. sad. #puresarcasm…

I’m against “Crop Top Day” for two reasons: number one, seriously girls, pick your battles. Of all the sh*tty things happening to women all around the world, including probably your community, you go with “BUT I CAN’T WEAR A CROP TOP TO SKEWL! STOP POLICING MY BODY!” number two: little girls like this are the number…

People of color are so eager for representation that they do NOT really care so much that the characters have depth, motivation, are well written, or that the story arc has consistent structure—we just want stories that have us in them for f*cking once. Now I am not saying that we do not care at ALL, because we…

judging by this gentleman’s oeuvre, Ms. Kendrick is highly unlikely to make an appearance. i take that back—she maybe interesting as a quirky token cameo. ;)

what i am more concerned about is, even if it is a movie starring all females, it is still a Will Packer film, aka Barbershop 3, Think Like A Man, and Ride…

where is that “flames on the side of my face” gif when you need it?! who are these “Red Pill Women.” god/gaia help them.

who sees that and is like “I want to do that to my BEWBS! sign me up!”

Goatse is a photo of a dude stretching his butthole open. He seems to have done lots of things to his anus prior to the photo being taken. I know this only because in high school, I used to set all the computers in the computer lab to having this as the Desktop Photo, and when AP Comp Sci would start, the teacher…

Step 1: Be Lisa Bonet. Step 2: Let them come to you.

that’s cos Eartha Kitt herself was mixed. her white father disowned her/refused to acknowledge her.

thank you. i think i need to see a doctor for trying to keep a laugh in so hard, i literally almost bust a gut.