i just don't get why these old farts CARE SO DAMN MUCH. are they afraid that if they allow us the ability and freedom to choose NOT to procreate that in this shit economy they've handed down to us, most of us will elect NOT to out of expense alone, and then the Grand Social Experiment that was America will implode…

well, that, and the fact that it a) requires no formal education, b) provides a FATTY pension no matter how much you beef it, and c) in my city the STARTING salary is somewhere around $85-90k.

I work with lawyers and we were trying to get that initiative passed (would have helped with the med mal cases) but like you say, it would have meant fired doctors.

well then, i DO recommend a visit to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. i imagine it would be fun with a little wizard of appropriate age who is into it, as opposed to bellowing teenagers who want to get to the Transformer's ride already.... i'm already crying into my souvenir Ravenclaw scarf.

i'm up to 76 followers on twitter and i only know about 5 of them in real life, so i think i'm doing pur-ty good.

Whiskey dick?

You guys, he's a COLLEGE student!

Thought there was an 8 second delay on live TV?

I wouldn't be surprised if a good number of them got out and voted, and their votes are being suppressed by your Gov. He Who Shall Not Be Named.

being that Swifty's dad is such a huge business dude, I could see that this girl's business acumen was not hurting. buying up big chunks of real estate? check. keeping a personal brand alive via social media between albums? check. acclimating to an increasingly digital market in order to keep physical CD sales up?…

That's my roommate's middle name. 0_O

Last year I had 4 trick or treaters total and had to eat an entire bag of candy myself. Hrumph. (I threw up.) (I may have been drinking?)

Dont be fooled! At this moment, she had just been scolded for licking her butt.

The hands down worst i heard was while walking my puppy, Minnie.

i work in a law office where we give out "free consultations" to people over the phone, but this involves people disclosing personal information like addresses, phone numbers and emails, for follow up contact in case they become a client. however, since this whole NSA business came down, a lot of people act like i'm…

think about it, you guyz. one of those could actually mess you up when you're trynna fight off a wackadoo 3rd world despot. the other one could just mess you up when you're trynna go home to your family and live a normal life.

it's that eye makeup they put on her. too close to the natural skin tone. don't know who they hired to do her makeup but gf did not know what she was doing.

i'm PMS-ing right now, so i'm right there with you :'( all feels today. alllll the feels.

Questions:
So what is the deal with that list of EC providers not being updated? I went to at least 3 of them the last time I needed some, and I live in California so it isn't like I have to drive 5 hours to get to a Planned Parenthood (I just use public transit so it's a pain in the a** to get there during work…

the GOP is doing such a tailspin lately i've been having sex dreams about Barry Goldwater. and i'm a liberal.

THAT is how bad i'm aching for an actual viable adversary.