probably because they are hungry and tired. Not a profession I envy. Now, Professional Mattress Tester, that is a profession to be jealous of!

I knew that guy. That guy once told me that I would have an easier time getting into law school than he would because I am a minority, a female, from a lower class family, and I have epilepsy so they would feel sorry for me. And as a white male from an average upper middle class background, he had everything against…

There was also Gullah Gullah Island, which is where I learned what okra was (even though we lived in Oakland and I could have picked up a gumbo in several restaurants on the West side, but we stayed on East side). Beautiful show that taught me a lot about different subcultures within the US at a young age, even if…

as a matter of fact, that is the ENTIRE point behind Sanjay and Craig! to normalize the existence of minorities!!!!! not everything needs to be goddamned Bend It Like Beckham and teach a lesson. sometimes it can just be a goofy little boy who happens to be Indian and his best friend who is a talking snake (which is…

Speak for yourself, Ari! I, for one, had exquisite taste. Jem and the Holograms was Truly Truly Outrageous! Though, I didn't get how Rio didn't realize he was cheating on his gf (dirtbag move, even toddler-me got that) with his gf's alter ego... She didn't even wear a mask...

Question: Brown person here, was taught English young enough that I am fluent. May I also attend, as I am constantly making eye contact with only Other Non-White Person in the office and doing "The Eyeroll", a.k.a. "The Look", due to one particularly ignorant woman and would also like to know more?

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they'd say, "FIRE 'EM AT THE TERRORISTS!" probably. and i'm sure that the patent for the Ebola Gun has been filed, considering there is a patent on the Ebola Virus already, and you, kind lady, have just invented the phrase "Ebola Gun" and some down and out entrepreneur probably read this comment and was like "OMG, I'm…

That's where you're wrong! It's ok to make fun of a RICH girl with a mental illness. Fixed it for you.

Mmm, nice and Ikea-esque.

She was doing pretty well under conservatorship with parents for a year, it just ran out, so now she's back to her old self. Drugs, bicoastal living, and I'm sure it won't be long before the online bullying begins (coming from Amanda Bynes, duh). It's really sad.

Social media is completely admissable in court when relevant to a case, and since this is family law, and this concerned the welfare of the child, Hoppy's lawyer probably saw fit to submit this as an exhibit.

aww, it just hit me. they must all be fans of a particular genre where white boy meets white girl and something tragically beautiful happens to keep them apart but love prevails! keep fighting the good fight. sparks is a dickwad, no matter what words he puts in his gay jewish lawyer's mouth.

AND ON YOM KIPPUR,…

as I understood it, the potatoes were a traditional anti-rape method, not so much a contraceptive.

i believe they sell a good number of the things he has procured at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. not 100% sure about the Weasley sweaters, as have only been once myself. i bought a Ravenclaw scarf. and Hermione's wand. and a Butterbeer in a collectible mug. guys, you should go, even though it is in the middle…

dude i bought some nice reusable ones from the Daiso for $1.

some girl actually dumped my little brother because he LOL'd at the slow motion auto accident scene in "The Vow" that leaves Rachel McAdams with amnesia & unable to recognize handsome doctor husband Channing Tatum.

My mom used the Spanish word for cauliflower for the longest time as a euphemism for vagina, and when my aunt served it for dinner when I was about 4, I just started crying and said I didn't want to eat any. It was the day I knew for sure that I just wasn't a cannibal.

i didn't get MRA, however, I did get a hint of the old Elizabeth Wurtzel coming on (except without the bonafide rock n roll backstories)... and that's not the best thing in the world to be telling a 14 year old, "and i know from whence i speak," as Wurtzel might say lol.

I've been on too many Ok Cupid dates with mediocre white guys in SF. I could write my own damned book on the subject called, "Ok Cupid: That's Enough Already."

#YOLO