Pssh, with Filch running around, trynna bust people for having a good time? Naw, I'll be chilling at the 3 Broomsticks with Madame Rosmerta.

"Which is like, totes mc gotes the raddest our sales have been in like, 3 quarters."

OMG I <3 Surf Bro speak. The Nor Cal coastal surfers up here do it a lot, and hella them are now legit in the Silicon Valley field and work for Twitter or Salesforce or Google or whatever, but still speak as if they are about to go…

exactamundo! washing his hands clean and REALLY not giving any f*cks about this litigation. they did say he couldn't lie under oath, but boy, they didn't say you had to tell the WHOLE truth! save some for the trial, robbie.

i really do wonder if there is like one sparkly unicorn of a republican who just wants to cut the garbage spending and ballooning administrative costs in government and special appointment positions that cost $100k per head and contribute absolutely nothing to the bottom line of getting anything done, but then when…

I'm in an epilepsy support group and befriended one such young woman. I find her story quite inspiring, as they removed "grey matter" that was too damaged to function properly. She has residual memory issues, but other than that, she has been capable of holding down a part time job and was eventually given back her…

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I was going to go with the less eloquent iteration of your sentiment by just posting, "A' Doi!" in all caps.

after my grandma passed my mom was able to use FMLA time. rules might vary from state to state but I think a few weeks is standard.

i flew to Italy and back from SFO and stayed in Sicily for 2 1/2 weeks. i got my flight months in advance on kayak for $1200 and that was the most expensive part of my trip. i didn't stay at the swankiest places, mainly places found on tripadvisor and airBnb, but for a single person to tour Europe for under or about…

from cosmo:

ditto, i had to read it on the fly at my desk. i work the front at a law office and people were asking what was wrong with me, and i was like, "nothing, i'm just—my stomach hurts from laughing silently at this b*tch who ate too many cheese sticks brb omg dying."

they're just really cool. they stock rare stuff & are supportive of female leads & i don't see too many comic shops that put artists/writers like Allison Bechdel's work front and center in their displays, you know? if you know a lot about comics & graphic novels, they're happy to vibe with you. if you don't, they're…

seriously, I've been to soooo many condescending bad ones that it makes me weep with happiness when I find one where people are just nice and open and helpful and not acting like they're up on some f*cking pedestal. That being said, if you're in the Bay Area, Oakland's "The Escapist" comic shop is excellent.

when i was a sociology undergrad, i had the benefit of meeting a sociology phD who had done their senior thesis at Disneyland & then followed up at Disneyworld by taking a part time job at the parks and studying the interactions of the staff, who are separated into crews based on job assignments. aside from the job…

so they're Willy Wonka-ing their lifetime supply of tacos (without making me tour their what i can only imagine is a hellish production facility)?

BRING IT, TACO BELL.

that earthquake was nuts! The boyfriend went back to sleep like nothing but I was too full of adrenaline and waiting for aftershocks. I have a few acquaintances who work at vineyards though, and they were posting to social media trying to reassure people that a) they still had wine and b) there probably wasn't going…

Pochacco 4 LYFE!!!!!!!! Jesus I didn't think I would ever spell the word "Pochacco" again after 1996 was over, but, c'est la vie.

I don't know, there was a while when she dated Latin American superstar quadrillionaire Luis Miguel and he was her same age—he was also totally willing to be just as big a diva as she was, I'm imagining. TV y Novelas rumored that the reason for their split was that she cheated on him with one of the Yankees, but I'm…

but, let's not go so far as to give them birth control. that's just cwazy!

not sure... my guess is, a thong made of lululemon leftovers and the tears of underpaid balinese children? for the low price of 2 for $20.