ten to one odds on Ziall

my cousin (not a Ph.D., btw) has a kid who will "only drink juice" and once cried at our house because our only options were milk or water. like, literal real tears. my cousin just lamented he will not drink anything but juice and soda, and she just doesn't have the energy after cleaning 60 hotel rooms in a day to…

thank you! i dormed with a girl from Calabasas and all i learned about people from that town was a) she didn't do her laundry very often because someone else had been paid to do it for her all her life and b) how do you find a cocaine connect like, all day everyday? that's got to be some kind of marketable skill.

she makes a waaaaay better Kim K. and paid less, probably.

Or she can make a reasonable living as a Kim Kardashian impersonator when Kim Kardashian is tired and doesn't want to be papped that day! She'll show up at some random Starbucks in Calabasas, but real Kim Kardashian will be in a snuggie tapping away at her own iPhone game, wondering if Mercury being in retrograde will…

Samesies. To be nonspecific, I *could* have been arrested for public indecency that night. Thankfully, my town has much worse crime to worry about, like murder and larceny!

my friends are making the decision to homeschool their kid because the public schools in their area are so, so subpar and they just don't earn enough between the two of them (he's an air force Vet who is a contractor doing IT work, and i think she is raising the kid for now and still finishing up her degree because…

Waving my flag over here for a TRUE American!

i skipped Home Ec because it didn't go towards my college credits :p

how dare you! I can't NOT watch that video when the link is posted, you fool!

that's why people look at me when like i'm psychotic when i say that Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle was one of the fundamentally biggest game changers for people of color in terms of the way we see Asian people in film, and if we could have a film that did something that broke stereotypes of Latinos in that same…

The Invisible Latino! We aren't represented unless it's on a show of ALL Latinos, where all the jokes are about how they ARE Latino!

can i upload the footage and send it to my OBGYN?

there was a girl who had an almost predatory interest in my brother when they were in 1st grade. when they were together, they were always holding hands, she had his arm around her or her arms around him, and they always sat together in the morning circle. ten years later and he's in high school and he JUST NOW told…

All people, male or female, have protections in place on a federal level. If you feel that you are being treated differently based on your sex, gender identity, etc. it's covered and you can contact either the DFEH or the EEOC through their websites and request a right to sue letter.

but even in GoT, the Mountain, who has done unspeakable evils I'm the name of the king not limited to harming the Starks themselves, even the motherfucking MOUNTAIN is more sympathetic than the characters in Gone Girl.

I have long been in favor of women nonviolently protesting the repealing of our collective rights, Lysistrata style. Don't fuck your bf, don't fuck your husband, don't fuck your side piece, write your representatives and senators (and their wives, looking at you Michelle Obama) who are women to do the same in…

The Art of War says, Know Your Enemy...

Working in Employment Law, I hear a lot of horror stories, from all over the spectrum. From the highest powered men on the spectrum, to the middle management types who are just trying to not get swept away in the next wave of "restructuring", to the dudes cleaning the bathrooms at night, and all of them call me and…

well should you find yourself injured by any of those aforementioned jobs, you can at least sue your employer for workers comp. Not so for prostitutes.