we always do rover.com, which has connections to yelp reviews of how well they did watching other people's dogs, as well as the rover rating. We found a lady on our street who dog sits and has a small dog about Chip's size, a yard, & lots of toys. When we came to pick him up, Chip had damn near forgotten about us…

I do a lot of work with epilepsy foundation and have seen a lot of different doctors over the years. There are many forms of epilepsy. For my specific kind (JME, or juvenile myoclonic epilepsy with generalized tonic colonic seizure), a keto diet will help more than a diet of cheetos and mountain dew, but alone would…

I once drunk-sang the lyrics to this theme song in the shower! Yippee kai yai yay! LIKE THE COWBOYS SAY! Get along, little doggie!

Once I was bamboozled into sleeping over my mother's house. After being stuck in my ancestral home without any extra clothing, my mother took me to WAL-MART of all places, where my size XS options were a) short short skirt with frills, b) bedazzled t-shirt dress, c) jeggings & a glitter t-shirt. the comfort. the…

it's like,
protein & fat = RULEZ
veg = OK
carbs = DEATH
did i do it right?
i knew a few crossfitters in my day. big paleo-heads.

i'm epileptic and my medication (Zonegran) has made me lose all appetite for 8-10 hours at a time. this kind of thing sounds like a godsend. i had just been drinking earl grey tea with a splash of soy milk and honey for breakfast (granola bar if i could keep it down), and then yesterday some girl at work told me about…

However, you also get the Wispy Moustache's big brother, the Handlebar Moustache. Which I would ride like a hobo on a cross-country boxcar train. Don't hate.

i think that's unfair to Juggalos, more than anything lolll

Bingo, jack!

i bought a pair of platform sneakers at the swap meet in Oakland when i was 12. do not regret. however, do not recommend wearing while carrying a fat baby brother :(

sorry brah this isn't reddit. take ur hate speech where it belongs.

I like that Mariah Carey used her old wedding dress from her Tommy Mottola wedding in one of her videos (post-divorce, pre-Nick Cannon) because she a) said it was obscenely expensive, b) it was couture!, and c) when the hell else was she going to wear it? So she wrote it into the script of the video, just to wear it…

it was a joke, clearly. And people say we're the humorless ones...

that's how I did my 23rd birthday! Quantity over quality. My best friend had to put me in my pajamas and I threw up in my duvet cover. Then I was like, "Goodnight, everyone!" Eleven million times before passing out in my bathroom in my dad's old jersey.

I would take bac k every volatile comment I have hurled at the FCC about maintaining an open internet, and would gladly allow a VeriziComcast internet overseer like the eye of Sauron if it meant 4chan loses all it's bandwidth.

My solo act, FOREVER ALONE!

I almost bruised a rib holding in that laugh.

I had a piece of Cherry Pie for breakfast. Not a euphemism. A literal slice of homebaked happiness and non, je ne regrette rien.

you know, i'm a woman of simple pleasures. i don't even want a hardcore drink, like a fullblown margarita, but if i could just swing by the drive thru Starbucks and we had a special code—just me and my fave barista, something like, "grande mocha frappuccino, baileys or kahlua affogatto ;) ;) " so that they'd know to…