mushrooms made me cry once too. I had to listen to the Carpenters on repeat to make the bad feelings stop. I only had 3 songs on my iPod, one of which was a Christmas Carol.

I want to preface this story by saying two things: I am no stranger to the greenest, the purplest, the stickiest of the icky. And two, I had no idea what I was getting into that night.

and the guy who subdued the attacker was wielding only pepper spray. Hmmm. Whassa, I think you're on to something....

dude! i thought i was the only one who was going heels to Jesus all the time because of Mirena... good to know.

Catholic Guilt is what got me started in the first place ;)

as an American, it is your right to be willfully negligent then sue the pants off anyone who might be held liable if your plan goes to sh*t.

"when people push boundaries too far, it is not because they are strong but because they are weak."

of course that happens, I hear it everyday. I live in Oakland and ride Bart to go anywhere. But it's that power differential, where Bieber is also making these racially specific demeaning jokes, then using his staff of paid black "friends" (some of whom he has offered up in his place to avoid arrest, lest we forget)…

Are you forgetting the seminal Doo-Wop classic, "Daddy's Home," which is terribly paternalistic and not at all romantic? I could never tell if the singer was supposed to be her actual father or lover lol

it's a lot different when you are actually a part of the society being mocked, as opposed to an outsider with a literal mountain of money telling jokes at the expense of your staff, and forcing them to just be like,

She was 8 1/2 months pregnant, it was right around the time she was due to deliver and her OBGYN was an OLLLLLLDDDD, old man. He apparently was the same man who delivered Sophia Loren's kids. Just days before delivery, she called the office to check in, and the office lady told her through muffled sobs that the doctor…

I want to see this ruling dissected on FindLaw. Buuuuuttttt I also want to be able to respond in the comment section with gifs.... so.... to the Dukehole I say:

i just read in the SF Chronicle the other day that restaurants in SF are finding themselves less able to fill kitchen roles like busboys, dishwashers, even hosts and hostesses because the cost of living is so ridiculous that everyone is leaving the city in droves and heading east. not even Michael Minna can buy…

the four dollars at this place also covers butter that is fair trade, organic, just churned, there might also be a sprinkle of cinnamon sugar, & you can go tug the cow's own udder out back if you like for an additional 50 cents if you like. also, i might have been lying about tugging a cow udder. but these places are…

when I was eight, our home PC was a Tandy from Radio Shack and I beat all the shareware games that came with it, including Duke Nuke'em and Commander Keen. So, I was also pretty impressive at eight

notice how nobody is arguing?

her bottom half looks like one of those Fisher Price Weeble Wobble people. For reference:

Chardonnay yogurt would sell like mad.

irrelevant to me, since i can't operate anything short of a bicycle in the state of CA (or anywhere for that matter, except maybe Texas) on account of epilepsy.

Rather, those women who could have meaningful relationships with them SHOULDN'T exist on their radar because the Game should be their preoccupation, not actually finding a human connection. It's about numbers, scoring, how many you bang before you die and how hot were they in comparison to other PUA's Targets/Victims.…