I feel you. One weird thing that happed to me is recently, I just got Office Spaced, as in, I had been doing a so so job and meeting minimums but coming in late every day almost because I was miserable and hadn't ever received a raise or promotion in spite of 3 years of excellent service prior. was told there would…

aww I also get calls and get yelled at by the general public! Samesies!

I'm going to respond only because I know this just from being friends with a Delta flight attendant: when you become a Delta flight attendant (almost put "fight attendant" probably about the same lol) you either get stationed out of HAWTlanta or NYC 'cause that's where the Delta HQ is. Since the cost of living is so…

My mom's entire pregnancy, my parents were told they were going to have a boy, so they decorated a room for a boy, bought clothes for a boy, had a baby shower for a boy, and picked several names for a boy. They settled on "Adan," Spanish for Adam.

i'm always behind on the trends. guess i'll go undo my ombre sock bun while listening to dubstep over here...

i thought snaffling tacos until puking was like, a thing we were ALL doing? just me? ok, then.

Whatever, GOOP is just going to re-brand it as "Apple and Moses have decided to embrace the lower middle class echelons by going normcore, and will be Summering in the Inland Empire with a quaint Latino family they met through our maid, Alma."

tumblr'd.

Yer a wizard, Solomon.

*teacher doing role call year 2030*

DUDE. KEN DOLL WITH A LACE FRONT. I don't know how she got A. Skars....

i know someone who was excited because she got her bf to agree to cherry tomatoes on a romaine salad. previously, they had been eating chicken breast, caesar dressing, croutons. nothing else was allowed. and every one of their meals was like this! "not too many spices", "not too 'ethnic' " (which whatever i get some…

Thank you! I'm very glad to know that pharma and CME vendors are sensitive to our issues. It's actually a big deal to us because so much of how we view the world is predicated, dictated, structured or limited by our condition, so it's brilliant that the writers are sensitive to that.

i have a couple that i am friends with and i feared that he'd done the same to her... until i realized she's just as into the open thing as he is. she wants to date girls for a bit but they still love each other. #complicated

that's unintentionally hilarious because I *just* finished an event where I was discussing with another guy who also has epilepsy how we wanted to move away from saying "im epileptic" because we don't want to be defined solely by our condition.

thanks for making my joke accurate, now it's much more hilarious.

I can already hear arguments over family dinner... "Resolved, that my father should stop being such an overbearing c*nt and remember who's the one that actually got elected in this family."

ok seriously, the funniest thing that i saw in the past few years that i was like, "oh WOW that IS what my mom sounds like a lot of the time!" was "sh*t mexican moms say" on youtube. and it was because it was made by some mexican dudes, for kids of mexican moms. unfortunately if you don't understand/speak spanish, or…

Thanks for bringing up some valid & cogent points, LaComtesse. Recidivism is much lower for people who are allowed to visit with their families and have social contact throughout their terms, as the integration to society is deemed fuller and more robust. That, paired with some kind of education or job training (be it…

Why you gotta make fun of my mom's house like that, fool? She didn't do nothing to you! LOL.