like, a gulag or something?

tbh, we don't have an ice cream truck, just a paletero. but when he comes around with his little cart—that dude cleans UP. he makes bank off those kids!!!

My mother is a hoarder too! PILES of stuff from Abuelita's house from when she died, including a 3 ft. tall statue of the Virgen de Guadalupe (what, to keep the Jesus one company?!), boxes so high she can't even get to her own drawers. It gives me anxiety to be there. She yells at ME every time I point this out to…

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ok, but sometimes, that really is unfortunately the case and it ends up sounding like the mother of all lies!

it's ok, Kiki, i had to google him, too!

my roommate is an art professor and her husband owns a mine he inherited from a miner great grandfather, so because of weird state laws it's complicated to sell mines & he wants to explore the California foothills anyway, but there's no jobs for her up there as a professor. so she works part time down here & pays for…

They're "yappy"

I understand that completely. I live in Oakland, and the most of the dogs for adoption around here are either pitbulls or chihuahuas—neither of which my landlord will allow.

the fact that i met queen diva Christina Aguilera at a photo op once, and even SHE was less icy than Avril in these photos, should tell you all that you need to know.

your dad sounds not only amazing, but like the kind of guy my boss would know and make sure we have on our Christmas Party invite list lol.

as a person who works in employment law handling client intakes, I can assure you these things happen on the regular, and I get phone calls from distraught people looking for legal representation because they're at their last straw. Some have even gone through union arbitration but unions aren't as strong as they used…

Compassionate leave would have been great for the time I got dumped on my 21st birthday by my long term boyfriend of almost 3 years... and then my grandma died 2 weeks later. I healed by taping affirmations to the ceiling above my bed (to remind myself to get out of bed), & watching The Office Seasons 2 & 3 on repeat…

"Do you think that network television shows currently contain too many homosexual characters and situations, the right amount or too few?"

i'm just really glad i finally learned what an anorak is. i thought it was either a horned animal from the yukon or a mythical creature, but alas, just another overpriced goop-ism. #downvote anorak

I just want to know, who is going to come out as a voice for the robots?! Androids are becoming increasingly sophisticated, and within a few years I believe will be wholly sentient, and may even surpass humans in terms of complexity of thought, ability to communicate effectively, and... erm... what was I saying? Oh.…

if it is, then I have been indecent in several of the finest cities in the State of California. And once on the island of Alcatraz! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE ROCK (WHERE THERE ARE VERY FEW PUBLIC RESTROOMS EXCEPT THOSE BY THE GIFT SHOP)!

I'll second that as 2nd gen immigrant who didn't know what the Ivy League was and thought it was until they started sending me their brochures after the PSATs. I literally thought they were called that because they were big ole buildings and must have had ivy crawling up them or something I dunno??

no, saying mean things about Magic Johnson is pretty low on the scale of things this guy has done.

the Chip-ster was the same way. We still can't give him anything with stuffing, doggie beds, leave napkins or mail nearby, etc or they get destroyed. Also, be sure to push your chair in at the table or Chip gladly takes your seat!