Not exactly a technology but a biological feature: true hermaphroditism/ monoecy. I wish there was a way for humanity to create perfectly functional hermaphrodite humans or turn already alive regular humans into perfectly functional hermaphrodite humans, either like the Gethenians from Ursula K. Le Guin’s The Left…

Like ancillaries from Ancillary Justice?

And the Trump administration considers violence against their electoral base unacceptable!

Unfortunately the textbook industry isn’t bribing politicians.

“I am not racist, I even drink brown-colored sweet drinks!”

Or what imaginary black movie-goers at theaters showing Black Panther would do to him. You know how dangerous those black superhero fans are, always travelling in time and space to assault Swedish women from Malmö, English soccer fans going home after a match from a 2017 soccer match and putting make-up on random…

Suddenly I read that in Ron Howard’s Arrested Development narrator voice.

“Chad: They were brandishing guns at me!”
“AD narrator: No, they weren’t.”

Grey’s Anatomy has medicine in it? I thought it was just a soap opera about hot dudes and dudettes who discuss their relationships and have sex all the time in a building that looks like a hospital.

The last quotation sounds like something Chip would say about his beloved Lady Cassandra from Doctor Who - and the hide-like Lady Cassandra, not the young still-human Lady Cassandra.

Cool! Tree circuits! Wakanda’s technology is so advanced that even in their family trees they use circuits.

For a tenth of a second I read “W Magazine Thinks Lindsay Lohan Is Black,..” and then for another tenth of a second I internally giggled.

The fear the childless have isn’t about their offsprings failing to survive, but surviving in a suffering miserable world. It’s about refraining from putting children in a horrible suffering world, not about refraining from putting children in a world where they are going to die easily.

On Mario Kart Wii I mained Baby Daisy on the Magikruiser. After a while she was the only character I played with in the game. Oh man, how I miss that game. I still have the game and my old Wii console, but the Wii has been broken for years.

Also, I’ve been dreaming for a new Mario (or Luigi) game set on Sarasaland for…

Sorry to say but good riddance. Hope the bastard fries in hell. I’ll save my feelings for when a non-pedophile dies.

So...basically Margaret is Charlotte Perkins Gilman?

You know, you just described white second-wave feminists.

Wouldn’t that be the direct translation of the word for Muggles that the German wizards use?

Ivanka Trump, the daughter of Donald Trump, seriously and non-ironically praising Oprah? Someone is getting a violent beating from dad tonight!

I mean, just get To Kill a Mockingbird, change Bob Ewell with Trump, Mayella Ewell with Ivanka and Tom Robinson with Oprah and you get really close to reality now.

Blond blue-eyed Jesus is the most hilarious-looking Jesus.

Ohh, just you wait until you see the Disney live-action remake of Pocahontas!