I am actually appalled by the fact that this is the first article about Star vs. the Forces of Evil here on Kotaku (and apparently the first one on the whole Gawker Media). Star is slowly becoming one of the best animated series on television and it’s going stronger even than Steven Universe (which lately has been…

Maybe the first two were extremely weird and equally extremely creative suicide attempts. The first one might also have been a fan of Socrates with no access to hemlock.

Or Xhamster’s subsidiary for this specific kind of stuff, Xgerbil.

There could also have been cartoon ships. I mean, there is a whole shipping war going on the fandom of Star vs The Forces of Evil, and I am myself a shipper of shippings that have not been shipped yet on that cartoon (like Eclipsa x Ludo, my favorite).

“If”? You are still considering it a possibility instead of a certainty?

Trump supporters are all for supporting and voting against their own interests. They are chicken voting for Colonel Sanders. I mean, I know one transgender girl on Twitter who supported Trump during the elections just because she liked and laughed at pro-Trump memes.

Thighs. I can only see those.

Thug life?

That’s a nice hoe you have there, but that’s not a very politically correct name to refer to your hoes - nowadays they prefer to be called Slut-Americans or sexually-promiscuous-women. You don’t want to end up like Santa Claus after he was sued by them for his constant abusive uttering of that pejorative slur.

No naginatas or guandaos? You Americans are really disappointing me.

I hope they are being gentle and using protection with the camels.

Now, that’s a good idea for a movie! They could announce it in Saudi Arabia as “based on real facts”, and having Trump playing himself.

Just an innocent question: in which levels of difficult and duration to learn would Suomi, Euskara, Diné bizaad and Tsalagi Gawonihisdi rate? :-D

Be all prepared: I predict that by the end of this administration the White House will be using Wingdings in all of their official statements just to appeal to all the conspiracy theorist voters.

I mean, we are talking about the administration that once invented the word “covfefe”, refused to admit or even imply it was…

Fortunately most of them are gray and on the bottom unstarred posts.

Yes, but with the recent events in Japan like the case of Nobuhiro Watsuki they really should start caring.

No, he can’t trust planes, their windows are actually high-tech screens showing fake holographic images of a round Earth to deceive travellers.

Maybe he doesn’t believe cats exist. By now I am already starting to believe the Flat Earth movement is either a solipsist apocalyptic cult or a shared psychosis epidemic.

No, he couldn’t trust airplane windows, they lie! Inanimate airplane windows are all in conspiracy with scientists, NASA, cartographers, TV networks that show Australia having a New Year’s celebration hours before New York and people who talk about time zones.

Hollow Earthers might have been a more fun group of crazy conspiracy theorists to exist.

And I am talking about a real organized group of nutjobs who take themselves seriously, not just some lonely stupid science fiction writer like Richard Sharpe Shaver and his fans.