No naginatas or guandaos? You Americans are really disappointing me.

I hope they are being gentle and using protection with the camels.

Now, that’s a good idea for a movie! They could announce it in Saudi Arabia as “based on real facts”, and having Trump playing himself.

Just an innocent question: in which levels of difficult and duration to learn would Suomi, Euskara, Diné bizaad and Tsalagi Gawonihisdi rate? :-D

Be all prepared: I predict that by the end of this administration the White House will be using Wingdings in all of their official statements just to appeal to all the conspiracy theorist voters.

I mean, we are talking about the administration that once invented the word “covfefe”, refused to admit or even imply it was…

Fortunately most of them are gray and on the bottom unstarred posts.

Yes, but with the recent events in Japan like the case of Nobuhiro Watsuki they really should start caring.

No, he can’t trust planes, their windows are actually high-tech screens showing fake holographic images of a round Earth to deceive travellers.

Maybe he doesn’t believe cats exist. By now I am already starting to believe the Flat Earth movement is either a solipsist apocalyptic cult or a shared psychosis epidemic.

No, he couldn’t trust airplane windows, they lie! Inanimate airplane windows are all in conspiracy with scientists, NASA, cartographers, TV networks that show Australia having a New Year’s celebration hours before New York and people who talk about time zones.

Hollow Earthers might have been a more fun group of crazy conspiracy theorists to exist.

And I am talking about a real organized group of nutjobs who take themselves seriously, not just some lonely stupid science fiction writer like Richard Sharpe Shaver and his fans.

All I know is that all I want from Nicki Minaj is that she returns to Steven Universe. I need more Sugilite.

Also, more Aimee Mann.

Now I am curious about who is Trump’s mirror universe good counterpart.

People who love books, in my book, are great people. Like myself, and other people who also love books (but unfortunately people who I know no one personally in my life).

Once you go full Arcimboldo you never go back!

Why don’t they live under the bridges or chained to their own offices, as the Japanese intended to?

Dracula in Turkey? Considering the real life story of Vlad Tepes this would be so ironic!

With power. You know, the same way that high-level Hollywood executive groped Terry Crews.

Yes, haven’t you heard? It has been all over the news for a while, even here on Kinja itself:

I am not usually fan of Hollywood figures, but the people who would most destroy my heart to pieces if they were revealed to be sexual abusers as well would be cartoonists like Rebecca Sugar, Ian Jones-Quartey, Pendleton Ward, Ben Bocquelet and Alex Hirsch.