And I feel particularly bad and sad for people who have never played Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Including myself. It’s the best Mario game with the best story in a Mario game that I have ever never played (although always wanted).

He is asking to not have the company shut down? Shut down the company then. He thinks it’s better if the company is not shut down? Then the company must immediately be shut down.

Ugh, Dan Schneider gives me the creeps. I really hope he is the next.

I hope it’s not a prevention watch but an incentive watch.

Or even Bernardo Bertolucci? He is probably the only filmmaker in the history of cinema to film a straight-out rape scene and convince everyone it is a “work of art”.

Or like “Charlie Sheen would make a great protagonist for this new sitcom Chuck Lorre is developing”.

Can’t wait to hear Roman Polanski, Bryan Singer, Casey Affleck and Bernardo Bertolucci coming in defense of Harvey!

“I am making a new film and I think you could be the star of it, young girl trying to make it into Hollywood”

I think any woman is safer hearing what Pennywise has to say and accepting its proposal than what Woody Allen has to say and accepting his proposal.

Other scumbags!

Yes, that was what I wanted to write, but I am afraid they might never come.

Unfortunately, no criminal charges and no conviction.

The closet

Cocaine? The cokehead is retiring to focus on doing more cocaine? On..cocaining more? (if it wasn’t a verb, now it is)

“What would it take for you guys to accept someone has changed?”

That person really changing. Never apologizing and sneaking in back to the place with help of your friend doesn’t sound like changing.

Wasn’t it that scene where a hot redhead Nicole Kidman does a little dance in front of the women? That scene has been forever printed in my memory since I first watched it. Hot redhead Nicole Kidman was the best thing in that movie (which was already by itself a nearly perfect movie)

Stockard Channing? Charmed didn’t have redhead Nicole Kidman. Redhead Nicole Kidman in Practical Magic is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in a movie.

(although I gotta admit Stockard Channing is also a pleasure to watch)

Ahh, if only....

Practical Magic is a gem of a movie, fun from the beginning to the end (even if it is an stereotypical chick flick). Charmed? Not that much. Unlike Practical Magic Charmed never knew how to balance romance and relationships with witchcraft, supernatural and magical villains well (like how the first…

Thanks, you just discussed something I have always been saying for years. It has always bothered me so much how the conservative culture of nationalism and national pride and lack of self-criticism that has permeated the Japanese society since the end of the Second World War has influenced so much the Japanese popular…

The Simpsons were always great at making Amish jokes, even in episodes as far from the Golden Age as the Season 14 episode “Old Yeller-Belly”:

Probably back to Death Mountain.